Donna: Well, I have one last wedding thing to return, and once this is done, the only thing I'll have left to remind me we almost got married will be you.
Eric: Aw.
Kitty: Well, I wish Eric had shown up for your wedding. The sales lady said my mother-of-the-groom dress took five pounds off me. [chuckles] Five pounds.
Eric: Okay, what happened to my nice breakfast? I thought we were done with this whole wedding deal.
Red: Women are never done with it, son. Anything wrong you do, they sit on it for 25 years like an egg. And then it hatches on Super Bowl Sunday.

Angie: Well, thanks for dinner.
Kelso: Thanks for dessert.
Angie: Thanks for breakfast.
Kelso: Thanks for dessert. [they kiss]
Hyde: Congratulations, Angie. You just got four different kinds of herpes.
Kelso: Hey, Hyde, I just learned something very important. You know that saying, "It's like kissing your sister"? Well, it's totally wrong 'cause kissing your sister is great.

Stacy Wanamaker: I just know how complete being married has made me, and I always feel so sad when I see girls your age, whose window to find that kind of happiness is so, so small.
Jackie: It is not that small.
Stacy Wanamaker: Honey, I've seen a lot of girls like you who wasted years on a guy who never came through, and before you know it, you're past your expiration date.
Jackie: Well, that is not gonna happen to me because... I'm still getting married. Yeah, see, I canceled the other wedding 'cause I traded in... up. Him.
Fez: Who?
Jackie: You.
Fez: What?
Jackie: Yes. Uh, this is Eduardo, and he's, um... A prince. He's the prince of Mexico.

Kelso: Hey. Oh, uh, Hyde, Angie can't make it to the movie with you because, uh... Well, I plumb wore her out.
Hyde: Kelso, Jackie and I are fighting right now, and I'm in a really bad mood. So if you don't stop nailing my sister, I'm gonna have to smack you in the head with my car.
Kelso: Actually, you can't do anything to me, because after you stole Jackie from me, we made a pact not to Interfere with each other's pursuit of a chick. [clicks tongue]
Donna: I negotiated the pact, which mainly consisted of Kelso telling me to tell Hyde to sit on it.
Eric: How come you guys always have pacts? You never give me a pact. I want a pact.
Kelso: Well, I would love to stick around and chat, but I gotta go home and take a shower 'cause Hyde's sister wears a lot of perfume, and she was all over me. [exits]
Hyde: Freaking pact.

Eric: Oh, perfect, everyone's here. Wow, look at all of us just "pact" right in here, huh? Mom, Dad, you remember Angie.
Angie: Of course they remember me. I'm the only Black girl in town. Hello. [Kitty chuckles]
Eric: Funny thing about Angie, she dates Kelso.
Kitty: Oh, honey.
Red: Tough break.
Eric: So, anyone have any stories about Angie's new boyfriend and some of his crazy antics?
Red: What do you want? I got one with water, one with fire, one where he burned himself under water.
Kitty: Oh, okay, I got a good one.
[flashback to Kitty following the cord of her blender out to the driveway:]
Kitty: Michael, what are you doing with my blender?
Kelso: Don't worry, it's not what you think. I'm making a blender rocket.
[present:]
Kitty: I couldn't have daiquiris for a week.

Red: I've got a better one.
[flashback to Red walking into the kitchen:]
Red: Kelso, it's 6:00 in the morning. Someone glue you to the fridge?
Kelso: No.
Red: Kelso, did you glue yourself to the fridge?
Kelso: Yes.
[After Kelso opens the refrigerator door for Red, Red grabs a carton of orange juice and slams the door shut, ripping Kelso's hand off the handle]
Kelso: [groans] Thanks, man.
[present:]
Angie: Why does he glue himself to stuff?
Kitty: Because he's a big dumb-dumb.
Eric: Next.
Donna: Okay, I got one.
[flashback to Donna walking out of the Formans' house:]
Kelso: Donna, check it out. I invented car skiing. [Donna gets into the car] Hit it, toots.
[present:]
Donna: You know, if there's anything he should have glued himself to, it was probably the top of that car.

Angie: Steven, why are you doing this?
Hyde: Doing what? Forman's doing it.
Angie: Clearly, you're in charge.
Eric: Whoa. It's my pact, I... Why wouldn't you think I'm in charge?
Kitty: Oh, it's probably because of your narrow shoulders, honey. They just don't shout "leader," you know.

Hyde: Hey, what's up?
Jackie: Nothing.
Hyde: Usually when I ask that question, you don't stop talking till I pretend to fall asleep.
Jackie: Ah, well, not today.
Hyde: You look guilty. What did you do? Fez, what did she do?
Fez: Oh, I wasn't listening. I was thinking about this prince named Eduardo and his lunatic queen.
Jackie: Seriously, Steven, everything's fine.
Hyde: All right, but I'm telling you, there's gonna be hell to pay if you've donated all my clothes to the Goodwill again.

Kelso: I called Angie, like, 20 times, and she won't even answer the phone.
Eric: Wow, I guess something really turned her off. Something incredibly powerful. [Eric flexes]
Kelso: All right. So I've narrowed it down to two reasons why Angie might have broken up with me. She's either a lesbian or a robot.

Kitty: I can't believe they put us at table seven. I went to high school with the bride's mother. That's it, I'm milking the open bar as punishment.
Red: Well, hell, we could have stayed home for that.