Hyde: All right, Angie, here's the deal. I did want everybody to tell you those stories about Kelso, and that was wrong, 'cause he really likes you, so you have to take him back.
Angie: Steven, this is so unlike you.
Hyde: Well, a friend of mine sent me a really big baggie from Hawaii. So I'm gonna be saying all sorts of crazy stuff over the next couple of weeks.

Hyde: I thought you'd be on a plane back to Prince Eduardo Land by now.
Jackie: Donna's mouth is as big as her feet.
Hyde: Jackie, what the hell were you thinking?
Jackie: Look, Steven, I know it's a crazy thing to do. It's just... I wanted to know what it was like to be planning a life and a wedding and everything. I mean, that's all I've ever wanted. And I was starting to think it was never gonna happen with you.
Hyde: My God, are we back on this again? Why can't you just be happy with what we've got?
Jackie: Because I'm not, Steven. Okay, look, I need to know that we have a future together. Can't you just give me some kind of sign or just a tiny glimmer of hope that maybe some day we'll get married?
Hyde: Jackie, I don't know.
Jackie: My God, that's all you ever say. Please, Steven, please just say anything besides "I don't know." Anything else.
Hyde: I don't know.
Jackie: Okay. Well, then I can't be with you anymore.
Hyde: Jackie, don't threaten me, okay? It's not gonna work.
Jackie: I'm not threatening you, Steven. I can't waste any more of my time on you if it's not gonna happen for us. [Hyde is silent] Okay, well, at least now I know.

Hyde: Hey, you still mad at me about the Christmas party?
Jackie: No, I'm just starting to realize you might never be the man I'd dreamed you'd be.
Hyde: That's the spirit, lower your expectations.

Kitty: Oh, man, I can't believe I have to take these shoes back to Wanamaker Bridal. Now I have to tell that snot, Stacy Wanamaker, that I didn't get married.
Jackie: Oh, wait, Donna, I'll take them back for you. I've always wanted to meet Stacy Wanamaker. I mean, she's everything I've ever wanted to be, gorgeous, popular, which, of course, I already am, but she's also married. And to a guy who owns a real estate company that puts her face on his signs. Oh, she's like a Kennedy.
Eric: Yeah, Stacy Wanamaker was a high school legend. All the guys would say, "I do wanna make her."
Jackie: I always wish I had a name that could be done, too.
Eric: Jackie has a nice rackie?
Fez: I like Jackie on her backie?
Jackie: Oh. Thanks, you guys.

Jackie: Oh, oh, there's Stacy Wanamaker. Hi. Um, I'm here to return these shoes.
Stacy Wanamaker: Name?
Jackie: Donna Pinciotti.
Stacy Wanamaker: Good heavens, these are for a giant. Were they too big?
Jackie: Oh, no, no. The wedding was canceled.
Fez: Yeah, the groom said "I don't."

Stacy Wanamaker: Well, then we are going to make your wedding the best wedding ever, right, Donna? [Jackie is silent] Donna?
Fez: Apparently, that's you.
Jackie: Oh, yes. What? Yes.
Stacy Wanamaker: You just have to come to the big wedding expo this weekend.
Jackie: Oh, well, that sounds great. Eduardo and I would love to be there. Right, Eduardo?
Fez: [to another woman] Just a few weeks left to stretch those wings, huh, toots?
Jackie: Eduardo!
Fez: What? Oh, yes, my bride. Yes.

Eric: You know, Hyde, this doesn't have to be a problem. I happen to know a lot of ways out of a pact, my friend.
Donna: That's true. We once had a pact to get married, but then he just didn't show up.
Hyde: So you think you can get her to break up with him?
Eric: Maybe. But that would require you and I going into business together, i.e., forming a pact. Which would mean you gotta do something for me.
Hyde: I don't think so, man. This is a starter pact. You handle this, you get a big-boy pact.
Donna: I don't know, Eric, the starter pact. I mean, that sounds a lot like training wheels, and you were on those for a really long time.

Jackie: [gasps] Stacy, hi.
Stacy Wanamaker: Donna, welcome. Here is your bride-to-be sash. And a tiara.
Fez: Can I get a sash? What do you do with a sash? I don't care. I want a sash.

Stacy Wanamaker: Welcome to the beginning of a whole new life.
Jackie: Wow, this really is a whole new life. Oh, did you get some champagne, too?
Stacy Wanamaker: Oh, I can't. I'm six months pregnant. Can't you tell? I'm huge.
Jackie: [whispers to Fez] She's perfect.
Stacy Wanamaker: Now, Eduardo, you'll have no say in any of the decisions about your wedding, so go sit in the grooms' lounge.
Fez: Oh, goody, new friends. Hey.
Men: [glum] Hey.
Fez: [glum] Hey.

Fez: Oh, and Jim raises a lipstick. Pretty confident, huh, Jim? That's right, I am all in. [another guy dumps even more cosmetics onto the table] Okay, read 'em and weep. Two, four, six, eight, ten. All evens.