Kelso: Hey. Oh, uh, Hyde, Angie can't make it to the movie with you because, uh... Well, I plumb wore her out.
Hyde: Kelso, Jackie and I are fighting right now, and I'm in a really bad mood. So if you don't stop nailing my sister, I'm gonna have to smack you in the head with my car.
Kelso: Actually, you can't do anything to me, because after you stole Jackie from me, we made a pact not to Interfere with each other's pursuit of a chick. [clicks tongue]
Donna: I negotiated the pact, which mainly consisted of Kelso telling me to tell Hyde to sit on it.
Eric: How come you guys always have pacts? You never give me a pact. I want a pact.
Kelso: Well, I would love to stick around and chat, but I gotta go home and take a shower 'cause Hyde's sister wears a lot of perfume, and she was all over me. [exits]
Hyde: Freaking pact.

Angie: Well, thanks for dinner.
Kelso: Thanks for dessert.
Angie: Thanks for breakfast.
Kelso: Thanks for dessert. [they kiss]
Hyde: Congratulations, Angie. You just got four different kinds of herpes.
Kelso: Hey, Hyde, I just learned something very important. You know that saying, "It's like kissing your sister"? Well, it's totally wrong 'cause kissing your sister is great.

Stacy Wanamaker: I just know how complete being married has made me, and I always feel so sad when I see girls your age, whose window to find that kind of happiness is so, so small.
Jackie: It is not that small.
Stacy Wanamaker: Honey, I've seen a lot of girls like you who wasted years on a guy who never came through, and before you know it, you're past your expiration date.
Jackie: Well, that is not gonna happen to me because... I'm still getting married. Yeah, see, I canceled the other wedding 'cause I traded in... up. Him.
Fez: Who?
Jackie: You.
Fez: What?
Jackie: Yes. Uh, this is Eduardo, and he's, um... A prince. He's the prince of Mexico.