Donna: Well, I have one last wedding thing to return, and once this is done, the only thing I'll have left to remind me we almost got married will be you.
Eric: Aw.
Kitty: Well, I wish Eric had shown up for your wedding. The sales lady said my mother-of-the-groom dress took five pounds off me. [chuckles] Five pounds.
Eric: Okay, what happened to my nice breakfast? I thought we were done with this whole wedding deal.
Red: Women are never done with it, son. Anything wrong you do, they sit on it for 25 years like an egg. And then it hatches on Super Bowl Sunday.

Stacy Wanamaker: I just know how complete being married has made me, and I always feel so sad when I see girls your age, whose window to find that kind of happiness is so, so small.
Jackie: It is not that small.
Stacy Wanamaker: Honey, I've seen a lot of girls like you who wasted years on a guy who never came through, and before you know it, you're past your expiration date.
Jackie: Well, that is not gonna happen to me because... I'm still getting married. Yeah, see, I canceled the other wedding 'cause I traded in... up. Him.
Fez: Who?
Jackie: You.
Fez: What?
Jackie: Yes. Uh, this is Eduardo, and he's, um... A prince. He's the prince of Mexico.

Angie: Well, thanks for dinner.
Kelso: Thanks for dessert.
Angie: Thanks for breakfast.
Kelso: Thanks for dessert. [they kiss]
Hyde: Congratulations, Angie. You just got four different kinds of herpes.
Kelso: Hey, Hyde, I just learned something very important. You know that saying, "It's like kissing your sister"? Well, it's totally wrong 'cause kissing your sister is great.