Donna Quote #358
Quote from Donna in Don't Lie to Me
Red: I've got a better one.
[flashback to Red walking into the kitchen:]
Red: Kelso, it's 6:00 in the morning. Someone glue you to the fridge?
Kelso: No.
Red: Kelso, did you glue yourself to the fridge?
Kelso: Yes.
[After Kelso opens the refrigerator door for Red, Red grabs a carton of orange juice and slams the door shut, ripping Kelso's hand off the handle]
Kelso: [groans] Thanks, man.
[present:]
Angie: Why does he glue himself to stuff?
Kitty: Because he's a big dumb-dumb.
Eric: Next.
Donna: Okay, I got one.
[flashback to Donna walking out of the Formans' house:]
Kelso: Donna, check it out. I invented car skiing. [Donna gets into the car] Hit it, toots.
[present:]
Donna: You know, if there's anything he should have glued himself to, it was probably the top of that car.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Don't Lie to Me’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Donna: Well, I have one last wedding thing to return, and once this is done, the only thing I'll have left to remind me we almost got married will be you.
Eric: Aw.
Kitty: Well, I wish Eric had shown up for your wedding. The sales lady said my mother-of-the-groom dress took five pounds off me. [chuckles] Five pounds.
Eric: Okay, what happened to my nice breakfast? I thought we were done with this whole wedding deal.
Red: Women are never done with it, son. Anything wrong you do, they sit on it for 25 years like an egg. And then it hatches on Super Bowl Sunday.
Quote from Jackie
Stacy Wanamaker: I just know how complete being married has made me, and I always feel so sad when I see girls your age, whose window to find that kind of happiness is so, so small.
Jackie: It is not that small.
Stacy Wanamaker: Honey, I've seen a lot of girls like you who wasted years on a guy who never came through, and before you know it, you're past your expiration date.
Jackie: Well, that is not gonna happen to me because... I'm still getting married. Yeah, see, I canceled the other wedding 'cause I traded in... up. Him.
Fez: Who?
Jackie: You.
Fez: What?
Jackie: Yes. Uh, this is Eduardo, and he's, um... A prince. He's the prince of Mexico.
Quote from Kelso
Angie: Well, thanks for dinner.
Kelso: Thanks for dessert.
Angie: Thanks for breakfast.
Kelso: Thanks for dessert. [they kiss]
Hyde: Congratulations, Angie. You just got four different kinds of herpes.
Kelso: Hey, Hyde, I just learned something very important. You know that saying, "It's like kissing your sister"? Well, it's totally wrong 'cause kissing your sister is great.