Amy: Glenn, you're our emergency captain, so... [Glenn groans] Come on, Glenn... you, too?
Glenn: Oh, no, I just have a really bad headache. You know, the kind where your body tingles all over and your lungs shrink...
Cheyenne: Oh, my butt tingles when I sit for too long.
Glenn: I'm thirsty. I'm gonna get some water. [trips]
Amy: Glenn, why don't you sit down and someone else can get you water?
Jonah: No, Glenn, that's not... you're... that's my phone.
Amy: Stop! Glenn, stop, please.
Glenn: What... just go on with the meeting. I'm just gonna have a little fall. [collapses]

Amy: So they finally got the sprinklers working for the inspection, but I didn't get home until 3:00 a.m., and then Parker was awake...
Jonah: I know, I'm so sorry. I tried to put him back down, but I think he finds my stories too stimulating.

Amy: What is this? I... I asked you to put up the Halloween decorations.
Cheyenne: You said St. Patrick's Day.
Amy: Oh, my God, I'm sorry guys. This is my bad. I'm really tired. Can you please just make this into Halloween?
Marcus: Ugh, come on. I just got all this stuff out of storage. I saw a bunch of silverfish.
Jonah: You need to get more sleep.
Amy: Oh, my God, did you just come up with that all by yourself? Are you a doctor? 'Cause I might just take a nap right now, Mr. Sleep Doctor.
Jonah: I know you said that with a nuclear level of sarcasm, but I think you could actually take a nap.
Amy: Just in the middle of my work day?
Jonah: You're ready for the inspection tomorrow.
Amy: I can't just take a... I mean, of course I want to... Oh, my God, why did you even say the word nap? I can now feel my whole body just shutting down. No... I am not gonna take a nap. I'm gonna... where am I going? I was probably going to my office. I'll just start there.

Amy: How did Elias get locked in the storm shelter?
Cheyenne: Uh, I think he went in there to sneak beans.
Amy: That's weird... he eats beans out in the open all the time. It's not even locked.
Cheyenne: It's a Nap Attack.
Jonah: Welcome to the Nap Zone. Cheyenne, we agreed on Nap Zone.
Cheyenne: You agreed on it.

Amy: I really do need it. Okay, I'm gonna take a nap.
Cheyenne: Yes!
Jonah: Yes!
Cheyenne: You just got nap trapped.
Jonah: In... in the Nap Zone, right. Yeah.

Glenn: What the... Hey! Grilled chicken is on the list of approved foods from my doctor!
Dina: The doctor that probably gets free vacations courtesy of Big Chicken. You're a vegan now. I got you a kale salad from the café.
Glenn: Dina, look, I appreciate your concern, but I can take care of my own health. [removes chicken breast from trash can and wipes] There. Good as new.

Dan: Well you're clearly qualified and I've always thought you were one of the coolest guys here. You waved at me once, do you remember?
Mateo: Yes, of course. Yeah. I was like... and you were like...
Dan: Yeah, exactly. Yes, right. Well, anyway. You got the job. Can you start today?
Mateo: Yes, definitely! I'd love to.
Dan: Great, I'll show you the ropes. Oh, my God... that's just a figure of speech, you know that, right? There's no ropes.
Mateo: Got that. Uh, don't you need my info, though?
Dan: Oh, whoops! How silly of me. I completely forgot to do any sort of paperwork. [whispers] I didn't really forget. It's because you're undocumented.
Mateo: Oh. So, you know.
Dan: Know what? [winks] Did you see the... the wink I did?
Mateo: Oh, my God. Thank you so much. You really are doing a great thing for me.
Dan: I know. I read this thing online about "white savior complex," and I guess that's me.
Mateo: Did you read the whole thing?
Dan: Wow. Dan, the White Savior. Wow.
Mateo: Wow, yeah.

Cheyenne: Pretty good, right?
Jonah: I don't know... I'm not sure how often Amy stands motionless with her face against the door. [phone rings] Oh. No, no, no, no.
Cheyenne: [answers phone] Amy Sosa speaking.
Jonah: What are you doing?
Cheyenne: Absolutely.
Man: Is Amy in?
Jonah: Uh, yes, she just stepped out. [to Cheyenne] Tell them you'll call them back.
Man: She wanted me to put in a display for some of our new hot sauces. Just need you to sign here.
Cheyenne: I have you on speakerphone in my Volvo.
Man: Just anything... an X, a scribble...
Jonah: Uh, yeah. There you go.
Cheyenne: Oh, stock market? A lot going on there.
Jonah: Hang up the phone.

Mateo: So I'm thinking of moving some of these uglier frames to the back.
Dan: Wait, those look like my frames. Are these ugly?
Mateo: No... I just meant they were, um... have you ever thought about something like these?
Dan: I really don't think about my appearance that much. I kind of let my personality speak for itself.
Mateo: You should try these on.

Woman: Excuse me. I'm not the kind of person who likes to complain and I am not the kind of person who's easily offended, but I have a complaint about that display. It's offensive.
Jonah: I'm sorry, what display?
[cut to Jonah and the customer in front of a display for "Satan's Ass":]
Satanic Voice: Fire in the hole!
Jonah: I can see how it might not be for everyone.
Glenn: Oh, my gosh, that vendor is always trying to push that hot sauce on us. Can't believe Amy fell for it.
Jonah: Yeah, she really dropped the ball.