Woman: I want to get her something really special. They don't know if she'll make it through the surgery, so this could be our last Mother's Day together, and I- [scanner beeps]
Sayid: Got you, Earl!
Earl: Damn it! [bleep] this game!

Marcus: Uh, just for a little bit, you know, until I get back on my feet. Please don't tell anyone. I- I'd offer to give you money, but...
Mateo: It's okay. Well, I'm just gonna...
Marcus: Hey, wait, wait! No, wait. Uh, why don't you just stay and hang out? Do you like sushi? 'Cause I make a mean shrimp ramen.
Mateo: [chuckles] That's not sushi. Um, you know, I'm actually trying to...
Marcus: Please stay.

Cheyenne: First the baby wipes were in Baby, then they moved them to Pharmacy, and now they're back in Baby again.
Woman: Uh, isn't the Baby section that way?
Cheyenne: Yeah, but we're taking the long way. There's a bunch of white people over there and I don't want to get shot.
Woman: Oh. Okay.

Marcus: Sorry it's so crunchy. I can't get water to boil down here, so it just comes out a little Al dente.
Mateo: That's fine.
Marcus: God, out of all the people that work here, I can't believe I'm the homeless one. It's so embarrassing.
Mateo: Everybody's got something. Myrtle's super old, Isaac's got anger issues, Jonah wears a wig, probably.

Amy: Uh, Dina? Uh, you're just giving people their hours back?
Sandra: You are? Can I get mine back too?
Dina: Sure, what the hell?
Amy: No, I don't think she-
Sandra: Thank you! Thank you.
Amy: Oh, you're just giving them out left and right, huh? You're like Oprah, if she didn't stop to think things through.

Amy: Dina, we don't have the hours to give people! You can't just go around giving them out like you're Ebenezer Scrooge!
Dina: What?
Amy: In the end, once he's nice.

Jonah: Hey, why am I on the schedule only three hours next week?
Amy: Um, so we had to do some reallocating of hours, so I just took them off from you. I hope that's all right.
Jonah: This is not what I intended when I started sleeping with the boss.
Amy: Big miscalculation on your part.
Jonah: You know, if I get evicted, I'm gonna come stay with you.
Amy: All right, I could empty some drawers. [Jonah chuckles] I mean, you are over all the time anyways, so you could just, like, stay over or whatever.
Jonah: I'm sorry, are you asking me to move in with you?
Amy: I'm- I'm saying that you can move in with me if you feel like that's what you need.
Jonah: Oh, you're you're allowing me to move in with you.
Amy: You're- You're allowed, yes. [chuckles]
Jonah: Okay, sure. Why not?
Amy: Okay. Cool.
Jonah: Cool.

Myrtle: Hey, the white people are going out for wings. You coming?
Jonah: Oh, no thanks. Have fun, though. [to Amy] No idea what that was about.

Dina: Okay, everyone relax, all right? It's just a fancy price gun. It's not a threat, no one's getting replaced.
Amy: [sighs] Yeah, yeah. Uh, also, um, lastly... [clears throat] Corporate is asking us to cut back on some hours, so maybe check the schedule? Okay, have a nice day! [exits]

Garrett: Hey Cheyenne, hold up that bag of chips up above your head.
Cheyenne: Oh. Okay. [scanner beeps]
Garrett: Flamin' Hot Funyuns.
Cheyenne: Yeah!
Garrett: Now spin around.
Cheyenne: Okay.
Jonah: Well, I know what we'll be doing today. [scanner beeps]
Garrett: Got it! Flamin' Hot Funyuns.
Cheyenne: Whoo.