Jonah: One, two, three, four, five and turn! [scanners beep]
Mateo: Me first! Me first!
Cheyenne: Oh, I got you, bitch!
Garrett: All right, it says "Gold Bond Medicated Foot Powder" was first.
Jonah: Which means the winner is Cheyenne "Sensodyne Rapid Relief" Lee!
Cheyenne: Oh, yeah! Sens-o-dyne!

Glenn: What is going on over here?
Cheyenne: We're playing scanner duel. Two people each get a scanner, and then Mateo loses.
Glenn: That sounds like fun. Can I play?
Jonah: You wanna play?
Glenn: Yeah. Guys, I'm not the boss anymore. If you guys are having a little secret, naughty fun time, I'm into it.
Mateo: Unfortunate wording.

Amy: Thank you.
Dina: Listen, like I said, it doesn't bother me. And, you know, people dislike you enough. We don't need to add any fuel to that fire. [chuckles]
Amy: What fire?

Garrett: All right, so everybody's got a UPC sticker. You're gonna put that on your shirt or vest.
Glenn: Stickers on the vests!
Jonah: Okay, there's two teams-
Glenn: Two teams. One versus the other.
Jonah: Okay, Glenn, thank you so much for the energy, but let's get through this.

Cheyenne: Oh, we can throw a raccoon in there, except they're never around when you need them.
Garrett: If there was just a way that we could sneak up behind her.
Mateo: Oh, what about the service tunnel behind the walls?
Garrett: You know, that's a great idea. Why don't you do that and we'll distract her?
Mateo: Cover me. [walks off]
Cheyenne: Why do we need to distract her?
Garrett: I don't know. I guess we don't.
Cheyenne: Yeah, it just seems unnecessary, you know, if she's already facing out. It's, like, what would be the point?
Garrett: Okay, are we just going to be picking things apart? Is that what you want to spend the rest of the day doing? I mean, I come up with an idea, like...
Cheyenne: Yeah, well, you know I'm right, so whatever.

Dina: So what's your deal? You waiting for someone to buy you liquor or something?
Jackson: No, I'm waiting for my mom. She works here.
Dina: Who's your mom?
Jackson: Janet Woods.
Dina: You didn't hear? She died, like, a month ago.
Jackson: What?
Dina: Woods! Sorry, I was thinking Rogers. No, no, your mom's not dead. She's very alive. Cool science kit.
Jackson: Thanks?
Dina: I'm sorry you're not going to be able to go to that STEM science program thing. It's just a tough economy right now, you know?
Jackson: Wait, I can't go to the program?
Dina: I don't know. I mean, maybe, maybe not. You should talk to your mom. I mean, she she knows you better than I do. Oh, you're really Droopy Dog about this, aren't you? Ah...

Dina: Hey boss, quick question. Do we have any wiggle room on hours?
Amy: Uh, well, I don't know. You made the schedule!
Dina: Ha-ha. Yeah. I was just hoping to give a few extra to Janet. Just met her son cute kid and I, uh, feel kind of bad.
Amy: Yeah, I mean, I wish we could, but they were really strict about cutbacks, and if we give her more, we're gonna have to take them from someone else and then that's just gonna start a whole thing, so...
Dina: Mm-hmm, yeah. No, absolutely. I get it. Don't even worry about it. I was, uh, just wanting to ask.
Amy: You okay?
Dina: You know what's funny? I've, uh, never had a problem hearing people's sob stories. It's, like, that's just words, but when you when you see them, the people actually hurting, it's, uh it's kind of a bummer.

Amy: Yeah, um... Look, Dina, if this is all just too much, we could just stop telling people that you made the schedule.
Dina: Yeah? 'Cause if it's all the same to you, maybe we should.
Amy: Yeah. Although, you know, I mean, I would hate for people to think that I demoted you.
Dina: They wouldn't.
Amy: They might.
Dina: Oh, it wouldn't bother me if they did.
Amy: Yeah, but you also thought this wouldn't bother you, and now we're here, so...
Dina: Yeah. You're probably right. Well, back out there. [exits]
Amy: [softly] I mean, I guess I could...
Dina: Huh?
Amy: Huh? I didn't say anything. Um, pipes.

Preeti: It's just not a good time for me. My husband just got laid off from his job, and the bank wants to foreclose on our house.
Dina: Yeah, yup, yup.
Preeti: And I just found out I'm pregnant and I know it's going to be triplets again.
Dina: Don't care. Can't help you. I make the schedule.
Preeti: Do you want to see a picture of my dog?
Dina: Mm-mm!
Preeti: He's very sick and he has alopecia.
Dina: No, shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Oh! Oh, he's so ugly. Oh, you should put him out of his misery.
Preeti: No!
Dina: That's no way to live.

Preeti: I'll take some hours.
Dina: Done.
Amy: Hey, Dina-
Dina: Now go put down your dog.
Amy: Um, Dina, I just wanna make sure you're not promising hours that don't exist.
Dina: Well, we're in it now, aren't we? All right, who else wants some hours, huh? Come and get 'em while they're hot!