Jonah: Hey, so I'm restocking this cereal, and there's something moving inside. It's definitely alive, because I can hear it scratching.
Dina: I don't care about a cereal roach. What I care about is you keeping your big nose - that's not a slur, just an expression - out of my business.
Jonah: What are you talking about?
Dina: The way you [bleep] me out of that security system. Let's keep something straight. You're the boyfriend.
I'm the assistant manager. You get this, and you get this, maybe this that's between you guys, I don't want to know.
Jonah: Dina.
Dina: I said I don't want to know. But this - everything north of the fun park - this is my domain.
Jonah: So, basically, you're asking me to keep my opinions to myself and limit my relationship with Amy to wordless, mindless sex.
Dina: Exactly. Huh. I thought this was going to be a harder conversation.
Jonah: I'm not saying no, but if I did, just out of curiosity, what would happen?
Dina: Help me out, man. Don't make me make her dump you. Don't make me do that.
Jonah: I think I'm gonna make you do it.
Dina: [sighs] Fine. You had your chance. And, again, the nose thing wasn't... You get it. I love everyone.

Mateo: Marcus, I'm gonna need you to fill in for Brett 'cause he raged out on someone's baby again. Sayid, clean the pharmacy counter. The kids have been inhaling the pill dust.
Sayid: Why are you telling us what to do? You're not floor supervisor.
Mateo: Yeah, you're right. I just went to Office Supplies, picked up a clipboard, filled it with blank paper, and started giving people orders, without any authority whatsoever. [laughs] I mean, come on.
Marcus: Come on, get with the program, Sayid.

Glenn: [sings] Grab a couple cans, stack 'em like blocks Grab another can, start a new row Having so much fun, watch me as I go [customer knocks tins over]
Man: Sorry. [keeps walking]
Garrett: That sucks. Welcome to that floor-worker life.
Glenn: I wanted to rebuild it anyway, 'cause I think if I make the base wider, I can go even higher.
Garrett: Glenn, you know, it's okay to complain. I do it all the time.
Glenn: Well, I know you do.
Garrett: What's that supposed to mean?
Glenn: There's no such thing as a bad job. If you have a good attitude, every job is fun.
Garrett: It's not my attitude. This is a terrible job.
Glenn: Well, okay. Whatever you say. [sings] Stacking up the canned foods [talks] Come on, now. Let's see it. Wave those hands. [sings] Stacking up the canned foods [talks] Come on! You know you want to.

Jonah: Oh, hey, Myrtle. What are you doing here?
Myrtle: I just finished eating all the jelly beans she asked me to. [chuckles]
Amy: Myrtle is my new assistant.
Jonah: Oh.
Amy: Yes.
Myrtle: What should I do next?
Amy: Um, why don't you take the sales announcements to Garrett?
Myrtle: Oh, Garrett. Is he the- What do they like to be called these days?
Amy: No, no, no, no. Let's not get into that. Just take it over to customer service.
Myrtle: Aye, aye, Captain.

Amy: I'm very sorry. Obviously, I didn't intend to tell everyone how much I was making. And, honestly, I'm quite surprised that anyone receiving that information from a clearly confused and elderly woman would make that announcement.
Garrett: I'm a good soldier. I do what I'm told.

Dina: It's probably tough on Jonah, though.
Jonah: Can't imagine where this is going.
Dina: I'm just saying making so much less money than your girlfriend, it's got to be emasculating. Probably makes it tough to get an erection.
Jonah: My erections are fine, thank you.
Mateo: Fine? [chuckles] Lucky lady.

Glenn: Oop! Does anyone need any extra mayonnaise? 'Cause it's on me.
Justine: [laughs] Good one.
Garrett: It's nice that you can find the humor in all this.
Glenn: Well, full disclosure I stole that from Hi and Lois.
Garrett: Hey, you know, if I was in your shoes, I'd just be thinking about that $90,000 a year that I walked away from. You know, over the next 20 years, that's $1.8 million? So I don't think anybody would blame you if you were a little upset.
Glenn: No, I'm fine. Hey, but do you feel like a BLT? I do, 'cause I'm covered in mayonnaise!
Justine: [laughs] BLT! Oh, my God. I am literally dead.
Garrett: No, Justine, it's not funny! He's a miserable man, and it's a terrible job. [knocks over drink] Clean that up, dork.
Glenn: Uh-oh. Clean up on aisle have-what-she's-having.
Justine: [laughs] Stop! I'm gonna pee my pants.
Glenn: Well, if you do, I'll clean that up, too.
Justine: Stop! Oh, it's happening!
Glenn: Oh, God! Yeah, yeah.
Justine: [laughs] Not again.

Dina: Oh, what happened here?
Sandra: I think it's slushie vomit. And there's a whole sandwich in the middle, but I'm pretty sure someone just dropped it in after.
Amy: Yeah, probably. People don't usually eat those whole. [Sandra grunts as she bends down] Are you okay?
Sandra: Oh. My knees are just acting up. I'm trying not to go to the doctor 'cause I'm saving up for a bike. The bus driver keeps trying to drive me to his house.
Amy: Well, why don't you go take a break? I'll clean this up. I can do this.
Dina: What are you doing? You're the manager, not some vomit girl like Sandra.
Sandra: It's fine. Some of it is mine, actually, you know, 'cause of the smell.
Amy: Look, guys, it's not like I'm above cleaning up vomit now. I'm still, "Amy from the block, girl."
Sandra: Thank you.

Glenn: Garrett, I just found the funniest thing while I was cleaning. It was a rat inside a used condom. I was like, "How did you get in there, little fella?"
Garrett: This is a bad job, okay? This is a soul-crushing, miserable place to work. I know that. I know that in my heart. Nothing you say will ever, ever take that away from me. [exits]
Glenn: [cheerily] Okay. See you later.

Jonah: How cool is this?
Amy: It's very cool.
Jonah: That's it? You have your own office now. You've made it. How are you not ecstatic?
Amy: I'm happy. What do you want me to do?
Jonah: I don't know. Spin around in your chair, feel the power.
Amy: [lowly spins around in her chair] Is this good for you? Feels pretty powerful to me.
Jonah: I feel like you're mocking me.
Amy: No. I would never.