Glenn: Good morning, fellow floor workers. Floor worker Glenn Sturgis, at your service.
Garrett: What's with the shirt?
Glenn: Oh, this is a little bit of history. The original Cloud 9 uniform. One size fits all, and it still fits.
Garrett: Oh, well, looks like you're ready for work. You got your shirt, you got your giant orthopedic shoes.
Glenn: And customized insoles from The Walking Company. And also, Jerusha and I are splitting a pair of clogs, 'cause we're the same size: women's 15.
Marcus: Yeah. Your wife has beautiful feet.
Glenn: Thank you.

Amy: Myrtle, hey. How are you?
Myrtle: Oh, okay.
Amy: You eating some ketchup there?
Myrtle: They give me these packets for free. If you leave it in your mouth, it gets warm and tastes just like tomato soup. [chuckles]

Garrett: [over PA] "Section 5, paragraph K) Salary. Employee shall be paid at the rate of $109,000 annually." Not sure why Amy wants you all to know she makes 109K, but, uh, good for her. "Section 6) Nondisclosure Agreement." I fear that ship has sailed.

Glenn: I cut the budget. I let people go.
Amy: [to Marcus] You're gonna have to pay that back.
Cheyenne: Oh, now you're taking his money? The rich get richer.
Amy: No, it goes back to corporate, not to me.
Cheyenne: And who pays you? Corporate. Funny how that works. Follow the money, people.

Marcus: I can't pay that money back. I'm living hand to mouth as it is.
Justine: I always say, "Mo' money, mo' problems."
Garrett: That's what you say? You say that?

Amy: First order of business another foot was found in the parking lot.
Cheyenne: Wow. It's so weird seeing you as the manager. It's like that one time my math teacher became my stepdad for a little bit. Like, what?
Amy: It's a big change. Must be weird.

Glenn: [enters] Sorry. Sorry I'm late. The baby was throwing up all night, t the doctor said it's probably 'cause I just gave her part of my buffalo chicken wrap, you know? Okay, uh, let's get down to business.
Mateo: Uh, Glenn?
Glenn: Mm-hmm.
Mateo: Yeah. You're not manager anymore.
Glenn: Oh. Oh, my gosh! I'm so sorry. After 30 years, it's just- It's muscle memory.
Amy: Of course.
Glenn: Yeah. Okay, I'm gonna go take my seat and- Oh, you can read my announcements.
Amy: Oh, no, I wrote up my own announcements I'm good.
Glenn: There's some real goodies in here. They're gonna eat it up. Trust me. Go ahead. Read.
Amy: "So I bet you're wondering why there are so many cops in the parking lot. Let's just say there's a mystery afoot." [all groan]

Jonah: Hey boss.
Amy: Hey.
Jonah: Little office-warming gift. Got it in the Garden Center. I'm not sure what it is. The tag just said, "Medium Plant."
Amy: It's a large plant that didn't grow.

Dina: Oh, were you in the middle of sex?
Jonah: I wasn't. Were you?
Amy: No.
Dina: Weird. It really smells like sex in here. [sniffs] Probably smelling myself.

Dina: Anyway, I wanted to talk about our security system.
Amy: Uh, what's wrong with it?
Dina: It's crap. Glenn never let me upgrade it because of the cost, which is why I am so excited that you're in charge.
Amy: Uh, well, what does it cost?
Dina: Honestly, not that much. It's just, like, a... just a tiny bit north of $600,000. $800,000, to be precise.
Amy: Oh, yeah, well, that sounds like a bargain. Um, Jonah, what do you think?
Jonah: Um, we- Well, um, technology is always changing, so I'd probably wait a minute before investing in something new.
Amy: Hmm. That- That's a really good point. Maybe we should revisit this.
Dina: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Thank you, Jonah, for your input. So glad you were here to chime in with your valuable perspective. [exits]
Jonah: I feel like she didn't mean that.