Cheyenne: Amy, corporate just sent you a welcome basket with champagne. Where should I put it?
Amy: Just anywhere. Anywhere is fine.
Cheyenne: Okay, I'll put it in your Lexus.
Sayid: Whoa. You have a Lexus?
Amy: No, of course not.
Cheyenne: There's also a man outside waiting for you with your company car. It's a Lexus.

Joelle: Excuse me, do you sell any books by David Foster Wallace?
Jonah: Uh, no, sorry. I keep suggesting it, but the employees all just make Infinite Jest of me.
Joelle: [laughs] [Marcus laughs] You're so funny. Do you want to go outside and do it in your car?
Marcus: Uh.
[later:]
Jonah: This young lady says she was paid to seduce me, record it on tape, and then give that tape to the store manager.
Dina: I requested a nerdy girl-next-door type. You're just a bad girl they stuck a pair of glasses on.
Jonah: Look, I'm sorry you're not getting your security system, but Amy and I are not gonna break up. I can't believe you hired a prostitute. Sorry, sex worker. You have agency. [walks off]
Joelle: So should I go?
Dina: I paid for two hours. You may as well help Justine re-price towels to match the new EDLPs. Follow me. Come on.

Cheyenne: Oh, hey, Amy, this lady wants to use her EBT card to pay for diapers.
Amy: Yeah, we can't do that. They won't let us.
Woman: Do you know how expensive diapers are?
Amy: Yeah, I do, actually. I also have a baby.
Cheyenne: Well, you also make $109,000 a year, so you're not exactly in the same boat.
Amy: Well, I wasn't saying that I was in the same boat. I was just saying that I understand the cost of diapers. I mean, obviously, I can- I can pay for diapers.
Woman: Really? Thank you. That's generous of you.
Amy: Oh, no, no. No. Sorry, I wasn't saying that I could pay for your diapers.
Woman: Oh.
Amy: I mean, I would. It's just that if I went around buying everyone's diapers who's on food stamps, I'd be broke in, like, a day.
Woman: Sure, it's fine. I'll buy them myself. God bless America.
Cheyenne: I know, right?
Amy: I'm sorry. I just I don't I don't understand why it's my responsibility to buy your diapers. You know what? Fine. Okay, cool. Yeah, I can I can buy these diapers. Run the card. But I'm- I'm not paying for the candy.
Woman: Oh! So, because you're rich, you know what's best for me, and I'm just too fat for candy?
Amy: No, that is not what I said. I will pay for the candy, obviously.

Joelle: Hey, Mateo, after I do go-backs, I'm gonna take 15?
Mateo: Thanks, Joelle. Hmm.

Jonah: Everything okay?
Amy: [sighs] Rough day.
Jonah: Yeah, I heard. If it makes you feel any better, I turned down sex with a hooker for you.
Amy: Oh! That does make me feel better. I can't wait for this day to be over. I need a drink.
Jonah: So let's go get a drink!
Amy: It's the middle of the day.
Jonah: Oh, yeah. That's right. You don't want to get in trouble with your boss. Oh, wait.
Amy: I'm the boss.
Jonah: Yeah, that's where I was going with that.
Amy: Let's go get a drink.
Jonah: All right. But you're paying. You won't stop bragging about how much money you make.
Amy: $109,000.
Jonah: All right, all right.
Amy: Plus perks.
Jonah: What?