Jonah: Okay, you're not getting it. I have an opportunity that I'm actually psyched about, and I'm sorry, but that's a little more important to me than finding out what smells.
Garrett: Well, good luck with your interview, buddy.
Jonah: Thank you.
Garrett: I was... being sarcastic, and it came off supportive.
Cheyenne: Yeah, it's okay.
Garrett: I know.

Glenn: Oh, God, I'm so sorry! That might have been a COVID donut, sir.

Glenn: [answers phone] Dina. How's it going in there? Oh, my first week as manager, I was so stressed, all of my leg hair fell off. You know, I thought about getting into swimming 'cause, you know, it's supposed to be...
Dina: I'm not stressed at all. It's going great. I've kind of adopted a North Korean model, and I think people are really responding to that.
Glenn: Oh, cool.

Man: Are you the manager? 'Cause your employee's harassing me.
Marcus: Dude, if it's too awkward, just FaceTime your own baby, and I'll watch.

Dina: I can't believe people refuse to follow one simple rule.
Mateo: Yeah, maybe because that rule was really insane? This job is hard enough. People need to talk, to vent, to feel heard. It's like they're emotionally constipated, and some of them are very physically bloated as well.
Dina: What, so because I'm manager, I have to help people poop their emotions all over the place?
Mateo: You know what? Glenn's still in the parking lot, and honestly, he lives for this stuff. Maybe people can go out there and, you know, he can handle that part of the job.
Dina: Uh-uh, no way. I don't need Glenn's help. If listening is part of the job description, then I'm gonna be like... [silent and still]
Mateo: Like what?
Dina: Like that. I was listening.

Mateo: Okay, love this. Seems great, but maybe we should set some ground rules.
Cheyenne: Yeah, like won't it get really awkward if we all say how we really feel about Corey's new hat?
Corey: I watched a tutorial on how to cut my own hair. I need a week.
Dina: Okay, I got this. Look, what I'm hearing is Corey's hat is a bummer. [people murmur] But Corey's new haircut might be an even bigger bummer, yeah?
Cheyenne: Mm. That's true.
Dina: Who's next?
Nicki: I'll go. I also hate Corey's hat.
Dina: Yeah, okay, we've already explored the hat.

Marcus: Wait. People aren't allowed to defend themselves? Then I have a ton of stuff.
Mateo: Okay, maybe we wrap this up.
Corey: As long as we're airing things out, has anyone noticed anything different about Sarah's face?
Mateo: This I think we should hear out.
Sarah: Oh, my gosh, I didn't get a nose job. I got new glasses and a freakin' haircut.
Mateo: Girl, obviously. [chuckles] [whispers] No way, it's a thing.

Jonah: They're a huge water drain, and they're already designed to get sun, so I say turn every golf course into a solar farm. And I realize that killing golf is a risky suggestion to make in the business world, but...

Dina: Okay, guys, the goal is not to fight.
Corey: I think Jerry should have ended up with Carol! [all gasp]
Sandra: How dare you!

Dina: Okay, all right, new rule: No one can be mad about whatever was said in this room, okay? You just have to all go out there and act normal. So, uh... break!
Marcus: Ugh, this whole day sucks.
Cheyenne: Yeah, Dina, I'm sorry, no offense, but I've never seen anyone worse at this job. [people murmur]
Earl: Yeah, when's Glenn coming back? [people murmur]
Justine: Don't let 'em get you down, Mama.
Dina: Jesus, Justine, take a note!