Dina Quote #704
Quote from Dina in Prize Wheel
Dina: I can't believe people refuse to follow one simple rule.
Mateo: Yeah, maybe because that rule was really insane? This job is hard enough. People need to talk, to vent, to feel heard. It's like they're emotionally constipated, and some of them are very physically bloated as well.
Dina: What, so because I'm manager, I have to help people poop their emotions all over the place?
Mateo: You know what? Glenn's still in the parking lot, and honestly, he lives for this stuff. Maybe people can go out there and, you know, he can handle that part of the job.
Dina: Uh-uh, no way. I don't need Glenn's help. If listening is part of the job description, then I'm gonna be like... [silent and still]
Mateo: Like what?
Dina: Like that. I was listening.
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‘Prize Wheel’ Quotes
Quote from Cheyenne
Dina: Jonah, Garrett, some customers have been complaining about a weird smell.
Cheyenne: Oh, yeah, it's, like, our worst smell yet. It's like two moldy sponges puked on each other.
Jonah: Wow, that's... That's exactly what it is.
Quote from Cheyenne
Mateo: Oh, we've done 10,000 steps already.
Cheyenne: Oh, my God, what's the max?
Mateo: There's no... You just keep on walking.
Cheyenne: Like, unlimited?
Quote from Cheyenne
Garrett: Okay, well, you wanna start mopping here before this thing becomes sentient and starts to fight back?
Cheyenne: Ooh.
Garrett: Oh, hey, we found something. Something liquified. I think there might be teeth in it.
Cheyenne: Mm, nah, that's not the smell you're looking for. This smells more like someone farted in a Tupperware and left it on a hot driveway.
Jonah: You are alarmingly good at that.
Cheyenne: Yeah, sorry, guys. Keep looking.