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Part-Time Hires

‘Part-Time Hires’

Season 3, Episode 3 -  Aired October 12, 2017

Amy's daughter, Emma, starts a part-time job at the store. Mateo flirts with a construction worker who asks to use his employee badge. Meanwhile, Garrett and Dina bicker over who dumped the other, and Kelly struggles with her first day on the job.

Quote from Dina

Dina: Yeah, this isn't working out. I'm dumping you.
Garrett: What?
Dina: You're dumped. Unambiguous. Sir, did you just see that I dumped him? [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 employees. We have a nonverbal confirmation I dumped Garrett.
Garrett: You're a monster.
Dina: Enjoy wine club.

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Quote from Kelly

Glenn: Hey, Kelly! I wanted to say good job today.
Kelly: Really?
Glenn: Yeah.
Kelly: I felt a little lost. I mean, I'm not even totally sure what go-backs are.
Glenn: You did great.
Kelly: Wow. I'm... I'm glad to hear that.
Glenn: Yeah. Just, tomorrow, try and remember to clock in, 'cause that way, you'll get paid. But, you know, great dry run.
Kelly: Oh, nobody told me I needed to clock in.
Glenn: Good night!

Quote from Amy

Amy: Go collect the clothes from the dressing rooms, then fold them, hang them, put them on the racks, and I'll come show you how to scrub down the bathrooms.
Emma: Seriously?
Amy: Yes, seriously. Lose the attitude. Go.
Jonah: Wow. Pretty tough on her. I feel like I barely did anything my first day.
Amy: Yeah, we all felt that way.

Quote from Mateo

Kelly: Um... hi, sorry. I-I'm a rookie, or a newb. I don't know what we call it here. Anyway, um, no one has told me exactly what I should be doing.
Mateo: Okay, I just really don't have time to hold your hand right now, so just go zone softlines or something.
Kelly: Okay, but when you say "zone" and also when you say "softlines"...
Mateo: Ugh! Okay, you are impossible. Just go away. Go away.
Kelly: Oh.
Mateo: Go. [Scott walks by] Uh-oh. [laughs] Beam me up, Scotty! [scanner beeps]

Quote from Glenn

Amy: I know it's not Six Flags, but go-backs can be fun. [sings] ♪ I like to go back, go back ♪ ♪ I like to... go back! ♪ ♪ I like to go back, go back ♪ ♪ I like to go back ♪
Glenn: I like the enthusiasm! [sings] ♪ I like to go back ♪ ♪ I like to go back ♪ ♪ I like to go back, I like to go back ♪ ♪ Go way back, back ♪

Quote from Amy

Amy: So how's school? What's going on? What's the hot goss?
Emma: "Hot goss"?
Amy: You know what I mean. Come on, spill it, girl.

Quote from Amy

Man: Excuse me. You were gonna check to see if you had any floor cleaner in the back?
Emma: Oh, yeah, sorry, I forgot.
Man: You forgot? Listen, if you don't feel like doing something, don't waste my time.
Amy: Excuse me, sir. You need to back off. She is 14.
Man: Yeah, well...
Amy: Also, you're upset about floor cleaner. Who even uses floor cleaner anymore? What are you, an orderly from the '50s?
Man: No. No.
Amy: Right. So go away.

Quote from Mateo

Scott: [laughs]
Mateo: Stop, no, it's hideous.
Scott: No, no, I'm serious. Not everyone can pull off a vest.
Mateo: Oh, believe me, I know. I work here. [chuckles]
Scott: I gotta run. Uh, my break's almost over. Hey, actually, do you think it'd be cool if I borrowed your badge to use the employee bathroom? I mean, we have porta-potties, but, uh, you know, kinda gross, so...
Mateo: Uh, yeah, yeah. Of course. Not a problem at all. Just go to town.
Scott: Thanks. You're the best.

Quote from Dina

Garrett: Hey, why did you tell Justine that you broke up with me?
Dina: Because she asked me, "What's new with you," and so I told her. One of my birds has pinkeye, I broke up with you, and I just signed up for golf lessons.
Garrett: Okay, but you didn't break up with me. It was mutual, and if anything, I suggested it.
Dina: But I took you up on it. If you had suggested it and I said, "No, I don't want that," would we still be sleeping together?
Garrett: I-I don't know. I guess, but...
Dina: Well, there you go, champ.

Quote from Mateo

Mateo: Oh. I'm, like, obsessed with the gym. I live there. I'm really into, like, core stuff and just all sports in general.
Scott: I mean, whatever you're doing, it's... It's working.
Mateo: Oh.
Scott: Hey, um, you think I could get that badge for the bathroom again?
Mateo: Oh. Oof. Um. You know what? I would love to, um, but I could actually get into trouble with my boss.
Scott: Oh.
Mateo: Yeah, I mean, I am a bad boy, but not that way.
Scott: Sure. I'll just, uh... use the porta-potty, then.
Mateo: Okay, well, don't take too long. We haven't even traded stretching tips yet.

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