Dina Quote #261
Quote from Dina in Part-Time Hires
Garrett: Hey, why did you tell Justine that you broke up with me?
Dina: Because she asked me, "What's new with you," and so I told her. One of my birds has pinkeye, I broke up with you, and I just signed up for golf lessons.
Garrett: Okay, but you didn't break up with me. It was mutual, and if anything, I suggested it.
Dina: But I took you up on it. If you had suggested it and I said, "No, I don't want that," would we still be sleeping together?
Garrett: I-I don't know. I guess, but...
Dina: Well, there you go, champ.
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Quote from Carol
Carol: Wanna hear a secret?
Kelly: Sure.
Carol: I have a plan to get Jerry back.
Kelly: I'm sorry. I don't know who...
Carol: Sandra's boyfriend. Well, my boyfriend that she stole from me. He's in a coma, but I'm going to sneak into his hospital room when she's not there. I climb up on the bed, and oopsy! I forgot my underwear. Next thing you know, I'm pregnant with Jerry's baby. Now, stay with me, because this is where it starts to get a little dark.
Kelly: That's okay.
Carol: You don't want to hear the rest?
Kelly: No, I'm cool.
Quote from Dina
Dina: You don't have any of my photos, because I don't pose for them. [laughs] You know, if I ever got kidnapped, the police would have quite a time finding a current photo to put on the news.
Quote from Jonah
Amy: She just has such an attitude since the divorce. That's why I'm making her work here. I'm hoping she gets some discipline.
Jonah: And you're not worried that if you're too hard on her, Adam gets to be the good guy?
Amy: What? No.
Jonah: It's just that when my parents separated, they both wanted to be the favorite. I came home one day and my dad had gotten me a ten-disc box set of Churchill speeches.
Amy: And that was something you wanted?
Jonah: Uh, yeah. I'm still closer with him than I am with my mom. Although that might be because he doesn't send me long, pointless texts about book club.