Mateo: I don't know why we work so hard to impress these people. Employees at a Nordstrom would have eaten this up.
Cheyenne: Plus, everyone should just chill the F out. Like, Sayid's gonna get a new girlfriend in two seconds. He's, like, a major fox.
Mateo: Thank you. I've been saying that. He's, like, sneaky sexy.
Cheyenne: Mm-hmm.
Mateo: Once he came to pick up his paycheck in shorts, and I literally had to excuse myself.
Cheyenne: Oh, you're talking about the blue cutoffs. Ooh, I remember those.
Mateo: Oh, my God. So we should go on Hinge and catfish Nina, right?
Cheyenne: [gasps] You read my mind. Let's convince her to cut all her hair off.