Carol: Jear Bear, can you go get my vape pen? I left it in the car.
Sandra: Oh, you're here together.
Carol: Yeah! You remember Jerry. We all met at that restaurant.
Jerry: It's nice to see you again.
Sandra: It's nice to see you again... also.
Carol: Kind of need that vape pen now.
Jeff: Right. Sorry.
Carol: I love how strawberry smoke smells in my hair.
Sandra: I bet.

Amy: It's okay to be nervous, if you are, you know? I was totally nervous at my wedding. I was like, "Aah! Should I run away?" Wouldn't that be so funny if you just, like, ran away and went to college or something?
Cheyenne: [chuckles awkwardly]
Amy: I was just kidding.

Dina: Bigger steps. You guys are killing our pace. And one of you is wearing too much Cool Water.
Amy: Yeah, that's me, Dina.

Kristen: Aw, Amy looks beautiful.
Jonah: Not my type. Mm-mm. No, I only like tall, blue-eyed blondes... and shorter Asians, but that is it.

Mateo: Oh, my God. You look so gorgeous. The ceremony was beautiful. Why the hell did you invite Jeff?
Cheyenne: I didn't. I think he came with Glenn. [Mateo sighs] No, a-as a friend.
Mateo: I'm not ready to talk to Jeff right now.
Amy: Mateo, you think I'm funny, right?
Mateo: [awkwardly] Uh-huh.

Glenn: Justine lives in a studio apartment, and she's 40, so obviously a lot of need there.
Justine: Excuse me.

Myrtle: So do you always play the man?
Bo: Uh... yeah. Yeah, most of the time.
Myrtle: Oh, that's... that's wonderful.
Bo: Yeah.

Glenn: Where's Jeff?
Garrett: Looks like he's leaving.
Cheyenne: To see the love in here and have my work family and my real family and my friend family and my mall family and...
Glenn: [takes microphone] To piggyback on Cheyenne, at Cloud 9, we're not just coworkers. We're a family. Jeff, please don't make me fire my family! [crowd murmuring]
Garrett: [takes microphone] Right. Who's ready to do the Chicken Dance?