Glenn Quote #268
Quote from Glenn in Cheyenne's Wedding
Glenn: Where's Jeff?
Garrett: Looks like he's leaving.
Cheyenne: To see the love in here and have my work family and my real family and my friend family and my mall family and...
Glenn: [takes microphone] To piggyback on Cheyenne, at Cloud 9, we're not just coworkers. We're a family. Jeff, please don't make me fire my family! [crowd murmuring]
Garrett: [takes microphone] Right. Who's ready to do the Chicken Dance?
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‘Cheyenne's Wedding’ Quotes
Quote from Cheyenne
Jonah: What am I supposed to wear to your wedding? The invitation just says, "Not basic."
Cheyenne: You know, not basic. I don't know how to explain it more than that.
Amy: Yeah, like, Adam's wearing a gray suit.
Cheyenne: Mm, I mean, that's, like, semi-basic, but you guys are old. No one's looking at you anyways.
Quote from Myrtle
Myrtle: What is he wearing? He looks like a woman.
Garrett: Bo? Bo is a woman.
Myrtle: Oh? Lesbians.
Garrett: Big-time.
Myrtle: The whole world's going gay.
Quote from Mateo
Mateo: What is his game? He just shows up out of nowhere, flashing those legs, carrying a baby around. I get it... you're father material. I mean, I hate kids, but I love dads.