Jeff: I'm... I'm gonna leave now.
Glenn: Why?
Jeff: Because this is a wedding that I was not invited to. Plus, I'm wearing shorts.
Glenn: I didn't make you wear shorts.
Jeff: Still, I'm just gonna... I got to go.
Glenn: No, no, no. You can't leave without saying hi to Cheyenne's adorable daughter, Harmonica. And don't let those chubby cheeks fool you. If her parents can't keep buying food for her... she'll die. I'm gonna show you to somebody, yeah. [picks up Harmonica and places her in Jeff's hands]
Jeff: Wait. What am I supposed to do with this?

Kristen: Oh, I see you went with the Pink Cheyenne.
Amy: Yeah, it's Code Red, vodka, and 13 cherries. I'm kind of into it.

Dina: All right, ladies and gents. I'm gonna get this thing humming with a few jokes.
Cheyenne: Dina, you really don't have to.
Dina: No, it's okay. It's okay. I'm a bridesmaid. It's part of my job. All right, joke one... marriage is a three-ring circus, engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering. [silence] So... that was joke one.

Dina: That's a grammar joke. If English isn't your first language, that one may be lost on you. Okay, next up... what do you call a woman who likes small penises? Hopefully Cheyenne.
Amy: Okay.
Dina: I'm kidding. The little ones tend to be...
Amy: All right, thank you, Dina, for those beautiful and appropriate words.
Dina: Yeah, well, good luck, 'cause this crowd blows!

Jonah: Just getting some fresh air.
Amy: Where's Kristen?
Jonah: Uh, Kristen needed a break... From me. Where's Adam?
Amy: Uh, Adam went home.
Jonah: Ah. Uh, well... I'll... I'll leave you alone.
Amy: I think my marriage is over. That's the first time I've said that out loud. Mm, you gonna say something or...?
Jonah: I don't know what to say.
Amy: Well, that's a first.

Jonah: If anybody can get through this, you can.
Amy: [scoffs] Okay.
Jonah: No, no, I'm not... I'm not just saying that. You're... you're... you're tough... and, uh... and persistent and decisive.
Amy: Mm. Kind of sounds like you're calling me stubborn.
Jonah: [laughs] Yeah, well... you are insanely stubborn and...
Amy: Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Jonah: A little domineering...
Amy: Uh-huh.
Jonah: Caustic maybe.
Amy: Caustic?
Jonah: Yeah. When I catch you before coffee time... You're downright hostile.
Amy: [laughs] Yeah. Yeah, you're not wrong.
Jonah: Yeah.
Amy: So just, like, in general, a pretty unpleasant person.
Jonah: Yeah, pretty unpleasant, yeah.
Amy: Okay. Noted.

Jonah: But you're also the most honest person that I've ever met. And you're strong and smart... and funny, and you're confident and caring, and you're sexy and...
Amy: Um...
Jonah: That... I didn't...
Amy: No, I...
Jonah: I wasn't try... That was just me...
Amy: Uh, yeah. No, I...
Jonah: I so didn't... No. No. I had a few drinks.
Amy: It's fine. I just... I think that it's time to cut the cake, so... I'm just... I'm gonna go inside.
Jonah: Okay. Yeah.
Amy: Um... thank you. Thanks, yeah.

Jerry: Hello.
Sandra: Oh. Did you forget something?
Jerry: Yeah. I forgot to do this. [leans in] Oh, um... is it okay if I kiss you?
Sandra: Okay.

Cheyenne: Hey, everyone, Bo and I just want to say thanks for making our wedding so dope. Oh, and shout-out to Boonville Women's Correctional Facility for letting my mom Skype in during the ceremony.

Jonah: [loudly] Adam! [normal voice] Sorry. Adam. Hey! How's it going, man?
Adam: Good.
Jonah: You know what? Come on, let's bring it in here. Hey. Yeah! It's good to see you. What's up? What's new with you? I mean, with work, not... not personal stuff.
Amy: Super cazh.
Jonah: No doubt.