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Carol's Back

‘Carol's Back’

Season 5, Episode 19 -  Aired March 26, 2020

The Cloud 9 employees are nervous when Carol returns to work at the store. Meanwhile, Jonah and Cheyenne join a Raise the Wage protest.

Quote from Carol

Amy: So, girl, how is your day going?
Carol: So good. It's like coming home. The therapy really helped. The old me would have been taping a picture of Sandra to, like, a sausage and hammering it over and over and over. [laughs]
Amy: Heh-heh-heh-heh. Wow, then I guess that's progress.
Carol: Mm-hmm.
Amy: Anyway, um, I just needed some help with, uh, paperwork, you know, collating, uncollating. You can, um, start by, uh, highlighting these.
Carol: Oh, uh, what do you want me to highlight?
Amy: Whatever seems important, you know. The verbs. Uh, gotta know where the action is right?
Carol: Sure, it'll be fun working with you. So tell me how you've been. Are you still in that cute little place where you had your Golden Globes party?
Amy: Yeah, yeah, I am. Were you at that party?
Carol: No, I wasn't invited. I was actually pretty upset about it. I stewed outside for hours. I could have wrung your neck. [laughs]
Amy: Heh-heh-heh. Well, I'm glad you didn't.

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Quote from Amy

Amy: Um, you know, this is actually a lot more work than I, uh, anticipated.
Carol: Yeah.
Amy: So I think we're gonna need an extra pair of hands.
[cut to:]
Ken: Wow, look at me back of house.
Amy: Yeah, um, you know, some of these files are... are classified, so they just require a higher level of security.
Ken: For sure. Uh, is this where you guys keep the cups? I'm always seeing people walking around with cups.

Quote from Jonah

Jonah: J- Just... Just so you know, I'm... I'm not an... a corporate spy.
Tommy: Oh, you heard. Yeah, I didn't really think you were.
Jonah: Oh, good, cool, good, good, same page, cool. Yeah, it's... It's just that... That's kind of what you would say if you did think that I was.
Tommy: And "I'm not a spy" is what you'd say if you were a spy.
Jonah: Right, yeah, right, but in this... in this instance, I'm saying I'm... I'm not a spy, because I'm... I'm really not spy.
Cheyenne: Hey, Tommy, some guy with no pants just joined the protest. Should I give him a sign or...
Tommy: Oh, no, no, I'll handle it. Nice talking to you.
Jonah: Yeah. All right, I'll see you back out there.
Cheyenne: Yeah, I just made up the no pants guy, 'cause you were biffing it so hard.
Jonah: I know. I figured. Thank you.

Quote from Amy

Amy: Really cutting up a storm there, huh, Ken? Did I... Did I ask you to do that?
Ken: Nope, saw the paper, saw the scissors. Don't have to draw me a map.

Quote from Dina

Glenn: Hey, Amy, uh, Janet is gonna say that we invaded her privacy.
Dina: But in my defense, I had no idea what Carol's purse looks like.
Glenn: Yeah... Oh, hey, Carol.
Carol: Why were you looking for my purse?
Dina: I don't know. Just because everyone's terrified since you're crazy.
Amy: Dina, we talked about that word.
Dina: Fine. Carol, I wanted to go through your purse, because you're so silly, I'm worried you're gonna stab somebody.

Quote from Sayid

Justine: You're buying Carol lunch? So she gets rewarded for traumatizing Sandra?
Sayid: So that's how it works? Hey, Sandra, I'm gonna slice you open while you sleep. I'll take a smoothie, please.

Quote from Mateo

Mateo: Wait, these are different from the last one?
Garrett: Yeah, those are fuego. The other ones were nitro. They're night and day.
Mateo: Oh, wait, shh. This is the best part.
Garrett: Ooh, she can get up there, huh?
Mateo: Right? I can't believe you've never heard Celine before.

Quote from Sayid

Carol: Oh, uh, you want me to fix the robot? I don't know much about technology.
Glenn: Come on. You'll figure it out. It's idiot-proof. Not that you're an idiot. You're the opposite of that.
Amy: Well, I do have an Android.
Sayid: We know. You make the group text green. Which I love, favorite color.

Quote from Sandra

Glenn: Carol, honey, I found a clump of your hair. I'm gonna put it in your pocket.
Amy: And again, Carol, I am so sorry, but you are gonna be fine. People get electrocuted all the time. It's, like, good for you. It's a cleanse. You're gonna feel great.
Sandra: What happened?
Dina: Amy electrocuted her.
Amy: Not on purpose, and she's gonna be fine.
Sandra: Oh, no. What if she's not, though? [smiles]

Quote from Sandra

Sandra: [watching video] Oh, no. Carol, don't go for the screwdriver. And... bzz. Night-night.

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