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Carol's Back

‘Carol's Back’

Season 5, Episode 19 -  Aired March 26, 2020

The Cloud 9 employees are nervous when Carol returns to work at the store. Meanwhile, Jonah and Cheyenne join a Raise the Wage protest.

Quote from Cheyenne

Jonah: I... I don't know how to convince him to trust me.
Cheyenne: Maybe you need to show him. Like, what if you went and blocked the door or something?
Jonah: Well, we can't, because the permit says you can't cross the street.
Cheyenne: See, like that. Only a narc would care about a permit.
Jonah: You're right. You're right. I'm gonna... I'm gonna show him.
Cheyenne: Oh, wait. Actually, Jonah, can you get me a salami sandwich?
Tommy: Oh. What's he doing over there? We're not supposed to cross the street.
Cheyenne: Right? Yeah, he has, like, no respect for the permit.
Jonah: Hi. Hi. Did you know that the average Gateway Subs employee lives right at the poverty line while last year the CEO made $47 million?
Man: Wow, good for him.
Jonah: No, no, no, no, it's just... Uh, um... Look, uh, if you eat your lunch somewhere else, I will give you $10.
Man: Okay. All right.
Jonah: Talked him out of it. Narc wouldn't do that. Non-narc in the house.

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Quote from Mateo

Hank: Ohh!
Mateo: What now?
Hank: I think I tweaked my back. Do you guys have one of those back support belts?
Garrett: Oh, of course. One will be here any minute, sir, along with your palm fronds and your bowl of grapes.
Mateo: So entitled. Why don't we just do our job for you? We should have gone with Jurgen.
Garrett: Mm-hmm.
Hank: You know what? You guys are a little bit being like dicks right now. You're taking advantage of me, because you know I need the money. And yeah, I'm scrounging around for odd jobs, and I'm staying on my kid's flute teacher's couch, but I'm still a human being.
Mateo: [quietly] I mean, we'll leave him a big tip.
Garrett: Oh, yeah, huge, assuming the app lets you tip.
Mateo: Right, right. We're fine.

Quote from Jonah

Jonah: It was great, and next Monday Raise the Wage is doing another protest, and Tommy said he wants me there.
Amy: Oh, wow, so soon? Already?
Jonah: Yeah, he said, "I need the trashman." [chuckles] That's me. I'm the trashman. It's a compliment.
Amy: Yeah, you know, it sounds like a compliment.
Jonah: Yeah.

Quote from Amy

Hank: Whoo. Today was a doozie. Tonight was definitely a sweat box.
Amy: Okay.
Jonah: See ya.
Amy: Who the [bleep] was that?

Quote from Carol

Sandra: Hey, Carol, I got you these muffins as a welcome back gift.
Carol: Oh, thanks, Sandra, but I'm stuffed from lunch. [throws them in the trash]

Quote from Mateo

Hank: Um, sorry, I'm a little confused. Do I work for Cloud 9?
Garrett: Oh, no, no, no, you don't work for Cloud 9, unless someone asks, then you do work for Cloud 9, but you've never heard of us.
Hank: Yeah. Right, so I don't, but I do. Well, I don't...
Mateo: Oh, my God. Do you want the job or not?
Hank: I want it. I need it. I need it. I haven't worked in three months. My alimony is late. My ex-wife's lawyers are getting very threatening.
Mateo: I'm gonna stop you right there. You say you want the job, but, you know, I'm seeing this huge mess. It still needs to be dealt with.
Hank: You're right. There's a lot work to be done. I'll get right on it. Sorry, boss.

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