Amy: Look, it doesn't really matter. My hands are tied. This is what corporate wants, and we're not gonna make waves right now. Carol already threatened to call C.J. DiBono on us.
Glenn: Oh, C.J. DiBono.
Dina: Oh, you don't want that.
Glenn: No thank you.
Dina: Mm-mm.
Amy: So you guys know who that is?
Both: No.
Glenn: But sounds important... scary.
Dina: Yeah.

Jonah: All right, all right, we're doing it, everybody, getting it done. Ha-ha, let's do it. Whoo. Cheyenne? What... What are you doing here?
Cheyenne: You sent out that email trying to get everyone to come. Plus, it would be cool to make some more money. Bo's still out of work, and Harmonica keeps needing new clothes. Ugh, I just wish she'd stop growing already.
Jonah: Yeah, well, she's... She's four. But, um, great, you're going to love it here. These people are so cool. They're... They're passionate. they're progressive. I've learned about four new bookstores just from the tote bags alone.

Garrett: Oh, man, this is gonna take all day. It's funny how the cleaning robot is causing the most mess.
Mateo: It always goes after the Bluetooth speakers. I think they're in a feud.
Garrett: Might the start of the robot wars.

Mateo: Oh, I so do not have time for this. I need to be on my phone. Celine Dion tickets go on sale today.
Garrett: Well, why don't you just hire somebody on BusyBee? It's a pretty cool app. I got a guy to wait in line to get my Air Jordan 3 Unites, which you haven't said anything about, no big deal.
Mateo: Or I could wait for the tickets and hire somebody do the actual, you know, work part.
Garrett: Your job? Hire somebody to do our jobs?
Mateo: Yeah.
Garrett: That's a great idea. I'm in. I'll split it with you.

Jonah: Wait, where's Tommy's number?
Cheyenne: Oh, he didn't want to put it on there. He thinks that you're a spy from Gateway Subs, like you're a narc or something.
Jonah: Me? Why?
Cheyenne: Yeah, he's just starting to wonder, 'cause sometimes companies send people in to spy on groups like this, and you showed up right when they were starting to organizing this protest. Plus, you've got that corporate haircut. Honestly, your whole look and vibe is very classic narc.
Jonah: Okay, did you tell him that you know me?
Cheyenne: No, I don't want him to think I'm friends with a narc.

Dina: Look, if it were up to me, she wouldn't be working here at all. Most of you wouldn't be.
Amy: What's going on? Is everything okay?
Glenn: [quietly] Sayid doesn't want to work in Housewares. Carol's there.
Sayid: I just don't feel comfortable working near a crazy person.
Amy: Okay, you know what? Let's not use the word "crazy." It's... It's demeaning. And it's debilitating and some other word that Corporate used that I can't remember.

Amy: Fine, I'll move her into Seasonals with Justine.
Justine: Uh, no thank you. I don't need the drama. I'm a no-drama mama. I even have a T-shirt that says that.

Marcus: Amy, I think everyone's just trying to be safe. People who hurt animals eventually start hurting people.
Sandra: It's true. My uncle accidentally ran over a mongoose, and then he punched out a guy at Foodland.

Amy: Glenn, you're all about second chances. How about Carol works with you?
Glenn: Mm-hmm, mm, but as a floor supervisor, I'm also sort of a lone wolf, so... you know. [walks away]
Amy: All right, well, since you're all a bunch of babies, I'll just have Carol work with me for today.
Glenn: [hides behind an endcap] See, Amy and I are the only two people willing to give Carol a second chance.

Sandra: See, look at my dress. It's spotless.
Marcus: Sure, from the front. Where's the back? We need to see the back.
Sandra: I mean, I don't have too many wedding photos of my back.
Marcus: That's convenient.
Sandra: Okay, uh, let's see.
Marcus: Here, what's that right there?
Sandra: It's nothing.
Marcus: Oh, my God. Is that [bleep] on your screen?
Sandra: No, it's just the...
Marcus: Oh, my God. Don't touch it. Sandra, don't touch it. Oh, my God.