Amy: So, this might be nothing, but a couple days ago, I realized that this turquoise ring I keep on my bedside table disappeared.
Dina: Oh, so Emma started stealing from you? For drugs probably.
Amy: No. No, I-I think Jonah took it.
Dina: For drugs.
Amy: No, no drugs.

Dina: You don't have to get married right away. Wait a couple years. Oh, we could have a double wedding. The theme is winter lumber mill. It's not negotiable.
Amy: I'll think about it. [sighs] It's just this move is a lot of pressure on the relationship. And what if it doesn't work out? Jonah's uprooting his whole life for me.
Dina: That may not be true. That place is a land of liberal, small-boned men who drink kombucha and collect sea glass without shame. Chances are, Jonah would end up in California eventually.
Amy: Yeah, yeah, you're right. You're right. Maybe this isn't all about me. I mean, get over yourself, Amy. And the ring...
Dina: Emma has a drug problem.
Amy: Okay, thank you.

Jonah: Hey, do we think moccasins are cultural appropriation? I feel like I can pull them off. And in a warm, dry climate, you can rock mocs year-round.
Garrett: Rock mocs? Man, California Jonah's gonna be a lot.

Jonah: Hey, so I know you're gonna make fun of me or whatever, but I just wanted you to know that I'm gonna miss you. [Muzak playing in background]
Garrett: I'm gonna miss you too.
Jonah: Okay, there it is. Ha ha, I showed my emotions, so I'm a loser.
Garrett: No, man, I'm being serious. You're a good guy.
Jonah: Yeah, okay, all right. Yeah, yeah. You know what I'm not gonna miss? This... this... this whole firing squad of sarcasm.
Garrett: No, I'm being serious. Look, it's been a crazy year. I've taken some stock of my life, and I'm glad I got to know you.
Jonah: Oh, wow. Really?
Garrett: Yeah.
Jonah: Ah! Ha ha! You almost had me! [bleep] you, dude! [Bleep] you!

Glenn: Oh, wow! So cute and cozy in here! I bet this is what Santa's toy workshop looks like. Well, not the main floor, but, you know, payroll or something.
Mateo: Thanks! Oh, by the way, thanks for keeping this little assistant arrangement going. I know it's kind of unusual.
Glenn: Of course, and I won't change a thing, because I wanna help you too. And also I don't totally understand what you and Amy came up with.
Mateo: I appreciate it.
Glenn: Oh, now business. I was thinking of doing a little slideshow for Amy's goodbye party, and I was hoping that you could come up with some electronic photos of her time here. You know the type of photos I mean? Like, you can't hold them in your hand.
Mateo: I do. And happy to.
Glenn: Oh, hey! Maybe we could videotape people saying goodbye to Amy, and then take those video clips and, like, put them next to each other. Like, but when one would stop, the other one would begin, sort of like a parade.
Mateo: Yes, I get it, yeah. Please stop. This is hurting me.

Dina: Sandra, just a heads-up, with Amy leaving, you're on track to being my best friend in the store.
Sandra: Really?
Dina: Yeah. Obviously, I'm not thrilled with this situation, so I am interviewing other candidates, but if I crap out, it's you.
Sandra: Understood. Good luck.
Dina: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Where are you going? You're not done here. You think corona just sticks to the handles? You think it plays by your rules? Put some elbow grease into it, for God's sake! What's wrong with you?
Sandra: Sorry, sorry.
Dina: Anyway, I'll keep you posted on the best friend thing.

Jonah: Hey, how's your last day going?
Amy: Exhausting.
Jonah: Yeah?
Amy: Justine made me do a bunch of Charlie's Angels pictures with her. Don't ask to see them.

Cheyenne: Maybe not best friends, right, but two levels down? Like we don't go out to eat lunch, but sometimes we eat it here together.
Dina: Mm, I don't really like watching you eat. It's not that you're bad at it. It's just... small mouth. What would three levels down look like?
Cheyenne: We eat lunch at different tables and kind of go, "'Sup?"
Dina: "'Sup?" Okay, that'll be fun. I think that's the right level for us.
Cheyenne: Great, thanks.
Dina: Thank you. 'Sup?

Jonah: To be honest, I'm not sure what's going on with Amy. Things have felt off recently. Like, earlier, I made a joke, and she just flipped out.
Garrett: What was the joke?
Jonah: Nothing. It was just like how I was gonna murder her.
Garrett: Murder her?
Jonah: Yeah, like for insurance.
Garrett: Guys who look like you should not make jokes about murdering their girlfriends.
Jonah: I don't have a murderer face. I don't. No one's ever said that to me before.
Garrett: Because they don't wanna get murdered.

Glenn: Okay, when I say "Amy," what's a fun story that springs to mind?
Sayid: She once borrowed $30 from me so she could buy us a 6-foot party sub. Everybody said, "Oh, thank you, sweet Amy!" She never paid me back.
Glenn: I don't think that's a very fun story.