Garrett Quote #450
Quote from Garrett in California (Part 2)
Jonah: To be honest, I'm not sure what's going on with Amy. Things have felt off recently. Like, earlier, I made a joke, and she just flipped out.
Garrett: What was the joke?
Jonah: Nothing. It was just like how I was gonna murder her.
Garrett: Murder her?
Jonah: Yeah, like for insurance.
Garrett: Guys who look like you should not make jokes about murdering their girlfriends.
Jonah: I don't have a murderer face. I don't. No one's ever said that to me before.
Garrett: Because they don't wanna get murdered.
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Justine: The main thing I remember about Amy is her and Jonah doing it on camera during that town hall meeting. Free live porn? Uh, yes, please!
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Justine: Best friend? Jeez! I'm so thrilled you thought of me.
Dina: You're just in the running, okay? And with you, I'm mostly interested in your ability to donate any organs I may need in the future.
Justine: Well, I hope you don't need a vagina, because I'll be using it. [Dina exhales deeply] Also, my kidneys aren't great.