Jonah Quote #504
Quote from Jonah in California (Part 2)
Jonah: Hey, so I know you're gonna make fun of me or whatever, but I just wanted you to know that I'm gonna miss you. [Muzak playing in background]
Garrett: I'm gonna miss you too.
Jonah: Okay, there it is. Ha ha, I showed my emotions, so I'm a loser.
Garrett: No, man, I'm being serious. You're a good guy.
Jonah: Yeah, okay, all right. Yeah, yeah. You know what I'm not gonna miss? This... this... this whole firing squad of sarcasm.
Garrett: No, I'm being serious. Look, it's been a crazy year. I've taken some stock of my life, and I'm glad I got to know you.
Jonah: Oh, wow. Really?
Garrett: Yeah.
Jonah: Ah! Ha ha! You almost had me! [bleep] you, dude! [Bleep] you!
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Justine: Well, I hope you don't need a vagina, because I'll be using it. [Dina exhales deeply] Also, my kidneys aren't great.