Uncle Leo: What are you getting to be too much of a big shot now to give me a call? I don't hear from you anymore.
Jerry: Oh, no. I've been kinda busy. It's all.
Uncle Leo: You know where I just came from? Danny Barma.
Jerry: Oh, sure. Danny.
Uncle Leo: He used to be in the pajama business. I used to be able to get pajamas for free. I used to come over and get pajamas all the time!
Jerry: Oh, yeah, yeah. I remember.
Uncle Leo: The funny thing is: I can't wear 'em. I get too hot. I sleep in my underwear and a t-shirt. If it gets too hot, I just take the t-shirt off! Anyway, Danny says to me, "You need any pajamas?"
Jerry: I-I'm sorry Uncle Leo, I really gotta get going.
Uncle Leo: Oh. Well. You gotta get going, so go.
Jerry: We- We got a big meeting with the president of NBC.
Uncle Leo: Nobody got a gun to your head!
Jerry: Yeah, I'm really sorry, uh.
Uncle Leo: Go. Really. I understand. You got an appointment, go to your appointment.
Jerry: I'm sorry, really.
Uncle Leo: You know, I know plenty of people in Hollywood too!
Jerry: Sorry, really.

Uncle Leo: Ma! Again with the ketchup? Don't they have 'em in the plastic squeeze containers?

Nana: You should let Buddy open it.
Uncle Leo: Buddy? He lived next door to us forty-five years ago.
Nana: Leo, did you give Helen the fifty dollars?
Uncle Leo: What fifty dollars?
Nana: Your father won a thousand dollars at the track last week, and he gave you a hundred, and you were supposed to give fifty dollars to your sister.
Uncle Leo: Ma, dad died in 1962. [to Jerry, laughing:] Believe me. I don't owe your mother fifty dollars.

[Uncle Leo has the aggressive eyebrows Elaine drew on]
Dr. Resnick: I got your ointment. Where's your nurse?
Uncle Leo: She left. [smiles]
Dr. Resnick: No need to get angry. Calm down.
Uncle Leo: I am calm.
Dr. Resnick: Leo, I don't care for your demeanor.
Uncle Leo: Demeanor?
Dr. Resnick: Oh, now you're just being difficult.
Uncle Leo: What are you writing?