Sean: I just came by to apologize.
Elliot: For what?
Sean: I'm not sure. But I am really sorry.
Elliot: I should be the one apologizing. I just, I got so buried in work, and then I just took it all out on you, you know.
Sean: Well, I'm big on forgiving people who look like they're about to kiss me.
Elliot: And the work never ends, you know? I mean, every day I have to be ready for rounds, take care of my patients, I have scut work and research papers due. And I'm starting a new rotation and if my internship does not go well this year, then there's no way I'm getting a good residency next year. And without the residency, there goes my fellowship, and that doesn't leave a lot of time for us. So, on some level, I think that maybe we should make this more casual. But, come on, I mean I know I could never be casual with you. We'd just end up here again, right?
Sean: So what are you saying?
Elliot: I don't know.
Sean: Then why are you saying it?
Elliot: Oh, my God. I think I'm saying that I can't make this work right now.

Sean: Do you know what I want to do to you tonight? [pause]
Elliot: You didn't say anything.
Sean: Yeah, I know. It was gonna be really kinky, and I got embarrassed.
Elliot: Really kinky? Was I a bad girl?
Sean: Very bad. You had to go to the principal's office.
Elliot: Oh, I have an early shift tomorrow morning. I've got to get some sleep.
Sean: You want me to take you home?
Elliot: No. But if we're gonna pick up a schoolgirl outfit and have sex, we have to leave this minute.

J.D.: [v.o.] One of the best things about women is that they're so unpredictable. Of course, that can bite you in the ass.
Carla: [pokes Turk's stomach] Boink. Who's your new friend?
J.D.: Look, it got a letter.
Turk: Okay, fine. So I put on a few pounds. But how would you like it if somebody did this to you?
Carla: Oh, I wouldn't.
Turk: I just don't think it's fair.
Carla: It isn't fair. Now, eat your doughnut.
Turk: [mocking] "Eat your doughnut."

Carla: Isn't that what you were wearing when you left last night?
J.D.: [v.o.] Ah, the walk of shame. All you can really hope for is a supportive friend to help you get through it.
J.D.: [singing] Elliot got some booty, some booty, some booty. What, what?
Elliot: Stop it.
J.D.: Elliot got some... What? It's my "Elliot got some booty" dance.

J.D.: Oh, come on, Elliot, it's not like anybody else knows.
Dr. Cox: What's up, porn star?
Nurse Roberts: Somebody toasted that marshmallow.
Elliot: Well?
J.D.: [singing] Somebody got some action... She got some action. Come on. It's funny.

Elliot: I can't find my scrubs top. I must've left it at Sean's.
J.D.: [v.o.] The curse of the scrubs machine. One of the hospital's annoying money savers. The only way to get clean scrubs out is to put dirty ones in.
J.D.: How can I help?
Elliot: Give me your shirt.
J.D.: How else can I help?
Elliot: Just go.

[As Elliot takes off her own top, puts it in the scrubs machine and retrieves a blue scrubs top]
Elliot: [gasps] Um, good morning, sir.
Dr. Kelso: And yet another proud day for Dr. Reid. I'd say it can only get better, but we both know that isn't true. Right, sweetheart?
Elliot: Yeah.

Carla: You know I'm crazy in love with you. Don't tell me you're obsessing over a joke I made.
Turk: No, I'm not obsessing.
Carla: Good. [goes to kiss Turk]
Turk: No, careful. I just might eat you.
Carla: Turk, I see it all the time: The long hours, the stress eating, no exercise. There's not a doctor here who's in shape.
Dr. Cox: [shirtless] Whoo! There's nothing better than a good sweat.
Carla: Mmm-huh. [chuckles] Turk! It was a joke!

Elliot: I'm sorry. We cannot have intercourse tonight.
Sean: You've got to stop calling it that.
Elliot: It's just, I'm falling so behind on my reading, and I really-
Sean: Elliot, don't always assume I wanna be fooling around. Sometimes I'm perfectly happy being with you and just thinking about fooling around.

Elliot: Why can't couples just be together, you know?
Sean: Why is it always about sex?
Elliot: Yes, Sean. Yes.
Sean: You know, Freud said 90% of all human behavior is motivated by sexual impulses. But, come on, give me some credit. I'd say at least 30% of my behavior is motivated by advertising, and the rest by violence in film.
Elliot: For me it's 98% getting my dad to love me, 2% chocolate.
Sean: Uh-uh.
Elliot: Now, you have to stop talking to me so I can get some work done. Say it.
Sean: Intercourse.