J.D.: [v.o.] One of the best things about women is that they're so unpredictable. Of course, that can bite you in the ass.
Carla: [pokes Turk's stomach] Boink. Who's your new friend?
J.D.: Look, it got a letter.
Turk: Okay, fine. So I put on a few pounds. But how would you like it if somebody did this to you?
Carla: Oh, I wouldn't.
Turk: I just don't think it's fair.
Carla: It isn't fair. Now, eat your doughnut.
Turk: [mocking] "Eat your doughnut."