Elliot Quote #100
Quote from Elliot in My Sacrificial Clam
Elliot: Why can't couples just be together, you know?
Sean: Why is it always about sex?
Elliot: Yes, Sean. Yes.
Sean: You know, Freud said 90% of all human behavior is motivated by sexual impulses. But, come on, give me some credit. I'd say at least 30% of my behavior is motivated by advertising, and the rest by violence in film.
Elliot: For me it's 98% getting my dad to love me, 2% chocolate.
Sean: Uh-uh.
Elliot: Now, you have to stop talking to me so I can get some work done. Say it.
Sean: Intercourse.
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Quote from Todd
Todd: Push it out. Two more. Come on, kid. Bitchin' reps.
Dr. Cox: A dumb-ass says what?
Todd: What?
Dr. Cox: I said, "A dumb-ass says what?"
Todd: What?
Quote from Nurse Roberts
J.D.: [v.o.] And I was having problems with my lady too.
Nurse Roberts: Can we get a move on, Q-Tip? I got tickets to Bring in 'Da Noise, Bring in 'Da Funk and I don't want to miss the noise.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: [v.o.] You know, when you start med school, they warn you that you're gonna have to make sacrifices. But I guess that means different things to different people. Like giving up something you really want now for something you've wanted your whole life. Or spending less time on yourself so you can spend more time with someone you love. At some point, you might even have to give up your own sense of safety and well being. But after a while, it doesn't feel like you're giving up anything at all.
Mr. Winston: Hey, doc.
J.D.: You know what? Let's talk Superfudge.