Turk Quote #89
Quote from Turk in My Sacrificial Clam
J.D.: [v.o.] One of the best things about women is that they're so unpredictable. Of course, that can bite you in the ass.
Carla: [pokes Turk's stomach] Boink. Who's your new friend?
J.D.: Look, it got a letter.
Turk: Okay, fine. So I put on a few pounds. But how would you like it if somebody did this to you?
Carla: Oh, I wouldn't.
Turk: I just don't think it's fair.
Carla: It isn't fair. Now, eat your doughnut.
Turk: [mocking] "Eat your doughnut."
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‘My Sacrificial Clam’ Quotes
Quote from Nurse Roberts
J.D.: [v.o.] And I was having problems with my lady too.
Nurse Roberts: Can we get a move on, Q-Tip? I got tickets to Bring in 'Da Noise, Bring in 'Da Funk and I don't want to miss the noise.
Quote from Todd
Todd: Push it out. Two more. Come on, kid. Bitchin' reps.
Dr. Cox: A dumb-ass says what?
Todd: What?
Dr. Cox: I said, "A dumb-ass says what?"
Todd: What?
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: [v.o.] You know, when you start med school, they warn you that you're gonna have to make sacrifices. But I guess that means different things to different people. Like giving up something you really want now for something you've wanted your whole life. Or spending less time on yourself so you can spend more time with someone you love. At some point, you might even have to give up your own sense of safety and well being. But after a while, it doesn't feel like you're giving up anything at all.
Mr. Winston: Hey, doc.
J.D.: You know what? Let's talk Superfudge.