‘My Point of No Return’
Season 6, Episode 22 - Aired May 17, 2007
As J.D. invites Kim to move in with him and Elliot plans her wedding to Keith, they both start to wonder whether they're doing the right thing. Meanwhile, the Janitor sets out to get a wedding gift for Elliot, and Dr. Cox and Jordan christen their daughter.
Quote from Doug
Doug: What about a nice tour in the wine country?
Janitor: Oh, Doug, now you're just embarrassing yourself.
Doug: I still don't know what I did.
Lloyd: You're old news, bro. Just go.
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Dr. Kelso: Dorian, tell your baby mama she can have her job back. By the way, I think it's hilarious that you trust her again.
J.D.: I know, sir, I got your e-mail.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Well, I'm off to my thinking spot to put the finishing touches on my "goddad" speech. A word of advice, bring your hankies.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: [v.o.] Let's see, what rhymes with "baptism"? Faptism, raptism, naptism. I'm so tired I could use a naptism. [chuckles out loud] And there's my opening joke. I should write down "pause for laugh," so I don't forget to.
Dr. Cox: You, you're out as godfather!
J.D.: How did he find my thinking spot?
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: [v.o.] I can't believe who they picked to be the new godfather. Look at him over there, all smug and cocky.
Jack: Doody!
J.D.: Doody to you, sir.
Quote from Turk
Carla: Is that blood on your scrubs?
Turk: Yeah, I just got out of surgery! What, you gonna get all up in Jesus' face 'cause he don't have his shirt on?
Quote from Dr. Cox
Jordan: Perry, we forgot to pick out a godmother.
Dr. Cox: Who wants to be the godmother? [to J.D.] Put your hand down. Carla, would you do the honors?
Carla: Yes.
J.D.: That's bullshi-
Kim: Ssh.
Dr. Cox: Rabbi?
Father: Father.
Dr. Cox: Don't care. Hit it.
Quote from J.D.
Father: When we think of baptism, we think of commitment. For when a couple decides to bring a child into the world or share their lives together...
J.D.: [v.o.] It's amazing how quickly panic can set in. Like panic over whether or not you love your fiance enough.
Keith: I've got some gunk in my eye. Can you get it out for me?
J.D.: [v.o.] Or panic over suddenly finding yourself in too deep.
Kim: Look at them. Mom, dad and baby. That's gonna be us.
Quote from Kim
J.D.: [on the phone] Sorry, Kim, I know I said I'd come straight home, but I got stuck covering a shift.
Kim: Oh, no problem. I'll wait up for you. And you know that half glass of wine my doctor says I'm allowed every night? I'm gonna hold off until you get here because it makes me super randy.
Quote from J.D.
Elliot: Hey.
J.D.: What are you doing here?
Elliot: Hiding from my significant other due to a massive panic attack over the life-altering commitment I'm about to make. You?
J.D.: Same.