J.D.: [v.o.] Let's see, what rhymes with "baptism"? Faptism, raptism, naptism. I'm so tired I could use a naptism. [chuckles out loud] And there's my opening joke. I should write down "pause for laugh," so I don't forget to.
Dr. Cox: You, you're out as godfather!
J.D.: How did he find my thinking spot?