Janitor: Okay, one last chance to admit the truth before this gets ugly. Did I see the nurple hair or not?
Carla: You did not.
Janitor: And so it begins.

J.D.: [v.o.] Today was the fifth anniversary of the time Turk and I met David Caruso on a Ferris wheel. Usually to celebrate, Turk would lift me in the air while I straddled him and yelled, "Eagle!" But this morning I somehow knew that wasn't gonna happen.
J.D.: Hey.
Turk: Hey.
J.D.: [v.o.] Eagle!

Elliot: I don't care what you think is right for Briana, okay? If either one of you hassles her mom, there will be consequences. Bad ones.
Denise: Okay, why are you smiling?
Sunny: I can't help it. It's permanent.

Denise: That lady has no idea what's good for her daughter.
Sunny: I know. I just want to go over there and smush her face.
Denise: So this is you mad?
Sunny: Did you hear me? I'd like to smush it!

J.D.: Oh, so now we can't sit on the same side of the table?
Turk: We never do that.
J.D.: [v.o.] We always do up here.
J.D.: Why did that sketch bother us so much? We've always joked about our little-
Turk: Don't say it, okay? I hate that word.
J.D.: It's a bromance, Turk. You can't fight it.

Turk: It never bothered me before because I thought it was our stupid little joke that Elliot and Carla were in on, but I didn't know that's how the whole hospital views us, man. J.D.?
[fantasy: Turk and J.D. are sitting on the same side of the table:]
J.D.: Pretty great, huh?
Turk: Well, when you're right, you're right.
J.D.: Yeah.
Turk: So how's your day going?
J.D.: It's pretty good so far. I see you're eating bread again. I thought you were off carbs.
[reality:]
Turk: J.D.!
J.D.: I-I'm sorry. I'm back. Continue.

Sunny: Briana has so much to deal with right now. It just seems like you should let her enjoy every normal moment she can instead of forcing her to hide from life all the time.
Denise: As much as I hate to agree with Dr...
Sunny: Dey.
Denise: Your name is Sunny Dey?
Sunny: Mm-hmm.
Denise: Okay, as ridiculous as it was for her parents to name her that, I think what you're doing with Briana Is a thousand times worse.
Mrs. Tarasi: My daughter's immune system doesn't work. Why don't you two tell me what it's like when your child risks death every time she shakes hand? Do you think I care one bit what you think?
Sunny: We tried.
Mrs. Tarasi: You know, yesterday Dr. Reid came in and gave me the same sanctimonious speech, and I told her the exact same thing.

Denise: Why'd you lie about talking to Briana's mom?
Elliot: Uh, I'm going first. Why did you go talk to her after I told you to drop it?
Denise: It's not fair what her mom's doing.
Elliot: And why is that?
Denise: I don't know. Because people need to be able to go out and do things and live life.
Elliot: Where have I heard that before? Oh, yeah, It's the exact same advice I've given you 9,000 times.
Denise: So you had me get crushed by that mom just to prove a point?
Carla: She even had me give you a little push so you wouldn't wimp out.
Elliot: I'm very bright. Look, I've been there. I did what you did. I was an intern. I've lived at this hospital. I saw the same exact people day after day, Which, for the record, makes even the uggos look attractive after a while.
Denise: Oh, is that how you got together with Dr. Dorian?
Elliot: What? No! Well, maybe at first. No. No.

J.D.: [v.o.] Sometimes interns think they know it all, but the lessons really never stop coming. Whether you've heard it a thousand times...
Elliot: For the last time, get out of here every once in a while, or this place will swallow you up.
Denise: What about Briana?
J.D.: [v.o.] Or it's something totally new.
Carla: So much crappy stuff happens here all day long, the best way to get past it is do what I do, just pretend it never happened.
Janitor: Hey, sorry again.
Carla: Don't beat yourself up about it.

Denise: Anyone sitting here?
Sunny: Not just anyone, you.
Denise: Okay, no more talking until I'm drunk, okay?