‘My Best Laid Plans’
Season 4, Episode 19 - Aired March 1, 2005
As J.D. and Kylie (Chrystee Pharris) get close to taking their relationship to the next level, Dr. Molly Clock (Heather Graham) returns to the hospital. Meanwhile, Carla is upset when she learns Turk has been talking with one of his old girlfriends, and the Janitor bets Dr. Cox that he could get Elliot to go out on a date with him.
Quote from Dr. Molly Clock
J.D.: [v.o.] Even though she did the fake forget-my-name thing, she's here for me. I think we all know there's no patient.
Patrick: They've landed! Grab some blankets and all the canned goods you can carry. We're moving to the sewers.
Dr. Molly Clock: Apparently, he's gotten really possessive of me. He won't talk to the new staff psychiatrist.
J.D.: Molly, I'm sure he's not that possessive. [pats Molly's shoulder:]
Patrick: Get away from my doctor! [tackles J.D.]
J.D.: Get him off! Get him off!
Dr. Molly Clock: Patrick, down.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Turk: [on the phone] It is so good to laugh like this with you again.
Dr. Cox: I'm on a break here, Newbie, so tell your shiny-headed roommate if he doesn't shut up, his first surgery tomorrow will be removing that cell phone from his own ass.
J.D.: Will you give him a break? He's talking to his wife.
Carla: Anybody seen Mr. Jennings' file? Oh, here it is.
Dr. Cox: This just got interesting.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: This phone is indestructible. If it has a camera, I'm so getting one.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Unlike you, Bobbo, Gandhi here is in a healthy relationship. I mean, come on, look, even Jordan lets me keep in touch with women from my past. Give me a pound, my dawg.
Turk: He gets me. [exits]
J.D.: Give me a pound, dawg. [exits]
Dr. Kelso: Does he know you were being sarcastic?
Dr. Cox: I hope not.
Dr. Kelso: Splendid.
Quote from Elliot
Dr. Molly Clock: So, you seeing anyone?
Elliot: I went on a few dates with a guy named Rick, but then he met my mom and it all fell apart.
Dr. Molly Clock: She didn't like him?
Elliot: No, she loved him. They're in Aruba.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: God, I'd love to get with Molly.
Turk: Dude, you're pretty horny for a guy who claims to be getting it on a nightly basis.
J.D.: What are you implying?
Turk: Well, let's just say a little birdie told me that you and Kylie haven't slept together.
J.D.: Who?
Turk: Nurse Birdie.
Nurse Birdie: Well, you haven't.
J.D.: I trusted you.
Quote from J.D.
Turk: Dude, it's been a month.
J.D.: Oh, really, Turk? Has it been a month? Because time just flies when you're dry-humping your way through three pairs of cords.
Quote from Turk
Turk: Look, Kylie hasn't slept with you, so what she's saying is, she doesn't want to be exclusive. Is she dating?
J.D.: She did go to a movie with her brother-in-law.
Turk: That's perfect. Dude, you can have your cake and eat it, too. It's like me talking with my old girlfriend. It boosts my self-esteem, and I take all of this positive energy back to Carla. Now, this is what you do. You go out with Molly and you have a great time while she's in town, but once she leaves, you go to Kylie and you tell her you want to get your exclusive on.
J.D.: That is the dumbest idea I've ever heard.
Quote from J.D.
Carla: Turk, I found your cell phone in the parking lot.
J.D.: Four stories and not a single scratch. What are you made of?
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Elliot: So, what's been going on with you?
Dr. Molly Clock: I went to India for 2 weeks.
Dr. Kelso: Ladies, this is a hospital, not the Junior League. Let's break it up. And, Dr. Clock, I feel as though I've been seeing less and less of you recently. We don't pay you good money to go hide in your office. Let's get out there on the floor.
Dr. Molly Clock: I moved to Milwaukee 4 months ago.
Dr. Kelso: Welcome back.