‘My Best Laid Plans’
Season 4, Episode 19 - Aired March 1, 2005
As J.D. and Kylie (Chrystee Pharris) get close to taking their relationship to the next level, Dr. Molly Clock (Heather Graham) returns to the hospital. Meanwhile, Carla is upset when she learns Turk has been talking with one of his old girlfriends, and the Janitor bets Dr. Cox that he could get Elliot to go out on a date with him.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: [v.o.] See, that's the thing about trying to have your cake and eating it, too. If you make the slightest mistake, you usually wind up getting neither.
Quote from Carla
J.D.: [v.o.] And, really, who wants to risk something important just for a silly piece of cake?
Turk: I did it. Cut off all ties with Rosanna. Forever.
Carla: Baby, that took like 20 seconds. How'd you do that so quickly?
Turk: It was easy. I just told her I was married.
Carla: You've been talking to this girl you used to sleep with, and you never told her you were married?
Turk: She never asked.
Carla: It's no big deal. Because if you're lucky, maybe you won't be married for much longer. [exits]
Turk: Baby. Baby!