‘Her Story II’
Season 5, Episode 10 - Aired February 7, 2006
Carla is annoyed when people at the hospital refer to a new nurse as a "young Carla", but her real fear is she might be too old to conceive. J.D. gets worked up about the little things in his relationship with Julie (Mandy Moore). [Narrated by Carla]
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: I hope my gong wasn't too loud for you this morning. I know it can be. It's a loud gong. I mean, it's like, "Gong."
Elliot: J.D., I knew you were faking 'cause you didn't say, "Bombs away."
J.D.: How could I forget my sexiest move?
Quote from Turk
Turk: And besides, "Young Carla" is a compliment.
Carla: Really? So how would you feel if I said, "Hey, it's Skinny Turk"?
Carla: [v.o.] And now his boyfriend will comfort him.
J.D.: Don't listen to her, Brown Bear. Your body's fierce.
Turk: Is it?
J.D.: Like Taye Diggs.
Turk: Taye Diggs.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Julie: Did you know J.D.'s parents thought he was gonna be a girl? They didn't have a name ready when he was born. So until he was three years old, they called him Joanna.
Dr. Cox: I don't know who you are, but thank you for this. [kisses Julie's forehead]
Quote from J.D.
Dr. Mickhead: So, what do you think?
Julie: Sure. I guess I can hide this in my basement for you.
Dr. Mickhead: OK. Great. Great.
J.D.: You know what? Let's just give that back. Thanks. Nice to see you, Mickhead.
Quote from Carla
Carla: We aren't too old to hang out here. Come on.
Elliot: Mmm.
Carla: [v.o.] Okay, time to dial up the Spanish. That always makes them feel guilty they haven't spent time around minorities.
Carla: Come on, mis amigas, we don't have to vmonos. Pretty please?
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: We'll get you ladies some more coffee. Jordan, if you're willing to pay for it, just sit there frozen. How very generous.
Julie: That's so funny.
J.D.: Yeah.
Turk: Julie's awesome.
J.D.: Doesn't it bother you that she never laughs at anything?
Turk: What do you mean?
J.D.: Whenever something's funny, she never laughs. She just says, "That's so funny." It's kind of annoying.
Quote from Turk
Carla: J.D., there's somebody else here who wants to say something.
Billy Dee Williams: Don't mess this up, man. Be smooth.
Turk: Lando's right.
Billy Dee Williams: Billy Dee!
Turk: [mouthing] Lando.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Joanna, now I'm not much for this sensitive crap. But darn it all, you've finally found someone who's willing to let you annoy them instead of me.
Elliot: Don't screw up, J.D., or you're just gonna end up where you always do, lying on that couch wishing you hadn't driven another one away.
Dr. Cox: If Jordan were conscious, she'd she'd agree. Oh, now who put that fake arrow through her head? Huh? Which one of ya? It was me. I did it.
Quote from J.D.
Julie: Your friends really liked me?
J.D.: They're crazy about you. They're worried I'm gonna mess this up.
Julie: Nah. You're not gonna be a jerk and do something like that, are you?
J.D.: The only jerk around here is the spicy marinade on this Jamaican chicken, mon.
Julie: That's so funny.
J.D.: It is, Julie. It is. Why do you always do that?
Julie: Do what?
J.D.: You never laugh when something's funny. You say, "That's so funny."
Julie: Does that bother you?
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Carla: That nurse makes me feel so damn old.
Dr. Kelso: Oh, calm down, Nurse Espinosa. I have it on good authority that she's a dude.
Carla: I made that stuff up.
Dr. Kelso: Then it's time for her to meet Bob Kelso, licensed hetero. [uses breath spray]