‘Her Story II’
Season 5, Episode 10 - Aired February 7, 2006
Carla is annoyed when people at the hospital refer to a new nurse as a "young Carla", but her real fear is she might be too old to conceive. J.D. gets worked up about the little things in his relationship with Julie (Mandy Moore). [Narrated by Carla]
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: [laughing] One-A-Day Vitamins? I tell you how they could double their profits. Two-a-Day Vitamins.
Julie: That's so funny. I'm sorry I said, "That's so funny." I know that drives you crazy.
J.D.: You know what? I really couldn't care less.
Julie: So, what do we do now?
J.D.: I don't know. I mean, we've already got the half acre, right? I imagine we'll eventually be able to build a house on it. A little backyard. Room for a Slip 'N Slide for our kids, Gilligan and the Skipper. I know. I'm sorry. I gotta do it. I lost a bet to Turk. And I don't want to rush things, but I feel good about this. I don't know. I feel like you and I could go the distance.
Julie: Um, actually, I meant what do you want to order from take-out for dinner.
Quote from Carla
Turk: You broke up with her for a real reason. Right, Carla?
Carla: Definitely.
Carla: [v.o.] Oh, my God, what did I just agree to? All I can think about is getting my test results. I have to get out of my head. Just say something positive.
Carla: She's a keeper, J.D. You'll never do better.
Quote from Turk
J.D.: [v.o.] I guess it's human nature to worry about the future. Especially when we think our dreams might not come true.
Carla: [on the phone] Thanks. Thanks, Dr. Matthews. That's great news. [hangs up] Turk!
Turk: Yeah, baby.
Carla: Get over here.
Turk: [laughing] Yeah!
[elsewhere, after Turk hits the gong:]
J.D.: Yeah, buddy!
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: [v.o.] Turk and I had discovered a new way to deal with Kelso's bad moods.
Dr. Kelso: Damn it, people. If you can't fill out your patients' insurance forms, then-
Turk: Spoonful of peanut butter?
J.D.: [v.o.] It usually bought us a few minutes of peace, but then Carla said something that disturbs every man on God's Earth.
Carla: I just got my period.
All: Oh!
Quote from Carla
Elliot: J.D., she likes you. Do yourself a favor and stay out of your head for once.
J.D.: [v.o.] OK, from this moment on, I am officially out of my head.
Carla: [v.o.] Ugh. I'm an old hag. I mean look at her. Everything's so tight and perky. Come on, Carla, it's not her fault. Just do what you always do. Turn the other cheek and quietly spread the rumor that she's a guy.
Carla: Hey, Turk. Guess what?
Turk: She's not a guy, honey.
Quote from Carla
Carla: [v.o.] Luckily, I had a best friend too.
Elliot: So, what did "her" name used to be?
Carla: How about Alberto?
Elliot: I'll spread the word.
Carla: Alberto.