‘Hunting Trip’
Season 2, Episode 10 - Aired November 19, 2009
Trying to prove she is one of the guys, Leslie and her colleagues join Ron on his annual hunting trip with Jerry and Mark. Meanwhile, April is stuck on the phone back at the office.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Ron Swanson: You all set, Mark?
Leslie Knope: Oh, I was thinking maybe we could do mixed doubles, you know? Boy-girl, boy-girl.
Ann: Leslie, you said that we were gonna hunt together.
Leslie Knope: Oh, Ann, I always forget because you're so pretty, you're not used to rejection. I have to hunt with Ron.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: All right, I hope you're ready to discuss some college bowl game scenarios!
Ron Swanson: Bully.
Quote from April
[Air Supply "All Out of Love" instrumental cover continues to play on the hold music]
April: Andy! Andy! Can you come here, please?
Andy: Yeah. What's up?
April: I've been on hold for, like, an hour and I really have to pee. Can you just sit here for two seconds and just listen, please?
Andy: Yes.
April: Please? Okay. And if they answer, can you just read those numbers out loud?
Andy: Yeah.
April: Okay, thanks.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Jerry: [gun shot fires] Boo-la, boo-la, boo-la!
Ron Swanson: Boo-la, boo-la, boo-la!
Mark: Boo-la, boo-la, boo-la!
Ron Swanson: We do that the first time one of us hits something.
Leslie Knope: Oh, cool! Boo-la, boo-la...
Ron Swanson: No, no. You missed it.
Quote from Andy
[Air Supply "All Out of Love" instrumental cover continues to play]
Andy: Hey, check this out. [sings] I am on hold with the State Parks Department I am on hold, so suck on my butt
April: Nice.
Andy: Yeah. [high fives] They didn't answer, obviously.
Quote from Andy
Andy: Where is everyone?
April: Hunting trip.
Andy: Hunting trip? Did Mark go?
April: Yeah.
Andy: That's cool, at least he's not with Ann.
April: No, Ann's there.
Andy: God! How come he gets to do all the things I wanna do? Go hunting... Ann.
April: Maybe a deer will eat him.
Andy: [chuckles] That would be really awesome. But I don't think that will happen, probably.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Ron Swanson: I've been shot! I've been shot! Somebody shot me in the head!
Leslie Knope: Boo-la, boo-la, boo-la?
Quote from Ron Swanson
Jerry: Okay. Here's your Scotch, Ron.
Leslie Knope: Okay, Jerry. Jerry's here. Here you go. Here's your Scotch, Ron. There we go, Ron. Okay. Hey, you know what is great? Ann's gonna take care of you. And Ann is the best nurse in North America. All right. There you go. What? You okay?
Ron Swanson: Did you shoot me?
Leslie Knope: What? No!
Ron Swanson: There was a bird kind of near me, and I know how desperate you were to prove yourself.
Leslie Knope: No. No, I swear, I didn't. Ron, I swear to God, I've never shot anyone.
Ron Swanson: Well, you better find out who it was. And then, purchase them a coffin, because I'm gonna rip them apart.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Ann: [to Ron] Hey. Okay. How are you feeling?
Leslie Knope: How are you feeling?
Ann: Are you dizzy?
Leslie Knope: Are you dizzy or...
Ann: Are you light-headed?
Quote from Andy
Andy: You do one.
April: Okay.
Andy: What do you mean the squirrel took the nuts out of the... Out of that kid's backpack and ate them?
April: But you have to give me a reason to spit. To spit! You asked me a...
Andy: Oh, oh, oh! Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah.
April: Don't ask me a question.
Andy: I won't. Okay. Not a question.
April: Okay, ready?
Andy: Yeah. I've lived in Pawnee my whole life. That is a fact. A fact about me. And how...