Jerry: Okay. Here's your Scotch, Ron.
Leslie Knope: Okay, Jerry. Jerry's here. Here you go. Here's your Scotch, Ron. There we go, Ron. Okay. Hey, you know what is great? Ann's gonna take care of you. And Ann is the best nurse in North America. All right. There you go. What? You okay?
Ron Swanson: Did you shoot me?
Leslie Knope: What? No!
Ron Swanson: There was a bird kind of near me, and I know how desperate you were to prove yourself.
Leslie Knope: No. No, I swear, I didn't. Ron, I swear to God, I've never shot anyone.
Ron Swanson: Well, you better find out who it was. And then, purchase them a coffin, because I'm gonna rip them apart.