Andy Quote #54
Quote from Andy in Hunting Trip
Andy: You do one.
April: Okay.
Andy: What do you mean the squirrel took the nuts out of the... Out of that kid's backpack and ate them?
April: But you have to give me a reason to spit. To spit! You asked me a...
Andy: Oh, oh, oh! Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah.
April: Don't ask me a question.
Andy: I won't. Okay. Not a question.
April: Okay, ready?
Andy: Yeah. I've lived in Pawnee my whole life. That is a fact. A fact about me. And how...
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‘Hunting Trip’ Quotes
Quote from Donna
[A woman's frantic scream is heard]
Ann: Is that Donna? Donna? Okay, easy. Donna? Don't worry. Are you okay? What? Is it your heart? Are you having trouble breathing?
Donna: [screaming] It's my car. Someone shot my car!
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: [aside to camera] This is such a great day. See, at my house, I got a wife and three beautiful daughters. But this trip, it is the one time of year I get to pee standing up.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: You know, Leslie, the Super Bowl is in a couple of months. I usually watch it with my brothers. Maybe you could come by at halftime and shoot me in the head.
Leslie Knope: Ron, I'm really sorry that I ruined your weekend.
Ron Swanson: Perhaps next time I'm enjoying some alone time in the men's restroom, you could invite yourself into my stall and shoot me in the head.
Leslie Knope: Look, if there's anything I can do to make it up to you...
Ron Swanson: Sure. How about you shoot me in the head? Oh, wait, you already did that.