Andy Quote #53
Quote from Andy in Hunting Trip
Andy: Where is everyone?
April: Hunting trip.
Andy: Hunting trip? Did Mark go?
April: Yeah.
Andy: That's cool, at least he's not with Ann.
April: No, Ann's there.
Andy: God! How come he gets to do all the things I wanna do? Go hunting... Ann.
April: Maybe a deer will eat him.
Andy: [chuckles] That would be really awesome. But I don't think that will happen, probably.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Hunting Trip’ Quotes
Quote from Donna
[A woman's frantic scream is heard]
Ann: Is that Donna? Donna? Okay, easy. Donna? Don't worry. Are you okay? What? Is it your heart? Are you having trouble breathing?
Donna: [screaming] It's my car. Someone shot my car!
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: [aside to camera] This is such a great day. See, at my house, I got a wife and three beautiful daughters. But this trip, it is the one time of year I get to pee standing up.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: You know, Leslie, the Super Bowl is in a couple of months. I usually watch it with my brothers. Maybe you could come by at halftime and shoot me in the head.
Leslie Knope: Ron, I'm really sorry that I ruined your weekend.
Ron Swanson: Perhaps next time I'm enjoying some alone time in the men's restroom, you could invite yourself into my stall and shoot me in the head.
Leslie Knope: Look, if there's anything I can do to make it up to you...
Ron Swanson: Sure. How about you shoot me in the head? Oh, wait, you already did that.