Ron Swanson Quote #53
Quote from Ron Swanson in Hunting Trip
Jerry: Okay. Here's your Scotch, Ron.
Leslie Knope: Okay, Jerry. Jerry's here. Here you go. Here's your Scotch, Ron. There we go, Ron. Okay. Hey, you know what is great? Ann's gonna take care of you. And Ann is the best nurse in North America. All right. There you go. What? You okay?
Ron Swanson: Did you shoot me?
Leslie Knope: What? No!
Ron Swanson: There was a bird kind of near me, and I know how desperate you were to prove yourself.
Leslie Knope: No. No, I swear, I didn't. Ron, I swear to God, I've never shot anyone.
Ron Swanson: Well, you better find out who it was. And then, purchase them a coffin, because I'm gonna rip them apart.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Hunting Trip’ Quotes
Quote from Donna
[A woman's frantic scream is heard]
Ann: Is that Donna? Donna? Okay, easy. Donna? Don't worry. Are you okay? What? Is it your heart? Are you having trouble breathing?
Donna: [screaming] It's my car. Someone shot my car!
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: [aside to camera] This is such a great day. See, at my house, I got a wife and three beautiful daughters. But this trip, it is the one time of year I get to pee standing up.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: You know, Leslie, the Super Bowl is in a couple of months. I usually watch it with my brothers. Maybe you could come by at halftime and shoot me in the head.
Leslie Knope: Ron, I'm really sorry that I ruined your weekend.
Ron Swanson: Perhaps next time I'm enjoying some alone time in the men's restroom, you could invite yourself into my stall and shoot me in the head.
Leslie Knope: Look, if there's anything I can do to make it up to you...
Ron Swanson: Sure. How about you shoot me in the head? Oh, wait, you already did that.