Winston: [sings] There's nothing that can stop you from becoming popular Lar La, la La, ah-ah, ah...

Winston: [answers phone] Shelby. Babe, I don't want space.
Shelby: Neither do I! That's why I'm at your apartment. I got on a plane. I wanted to see you.
Winston: What?! Babe, look, I'm in Mexico. I came to see you.
Shelby: Are you serious?
Winston: I miss you, Shelby. You're so sexy, girl. In or out of the wig. I don't care. Shelby. You make me so feel brave, babe, and I've never felt like this about anybody else before. I love you. And I carry your soul-song with me wherever I go.
Shelby: I love you, too.
Winston: I'm coming back, baby. No space!

Russell: Nick, that's the road.
Nick: What's up?
Russell: You want the woods.
Nick: I want the woods. You're smart, Russ. Come here.
Russell: Hey, it was nothing.
Nick: You're okay, Russ.
Russell: Okay, we can hug some more later.
Nick: This isn't her, you know. She's not like us. She's one of the good ones. Time to make the puke, Russell.

Russell: And I want to talk to you. I want to have a chance to explain.
Jess: That's okay. I understand. I just... I thought you wanted a sophisticated lady, but now I realize that you like dating younger girls 'cause we think you're cool. And you know what? It's working because... I think you're a hotty with a body.
Russell: Oh. Um... I got to tell you, I didn't ask you out because you're younger than me. I asked you out because I like you. But I-I've forgotten really how... how to do this, you know. I haven't dated since 1989... when I took her to the picture show in my buggy.
Jess: 1989 was, my friend, the year that I learned to use the toaster by myself.
Russell: Oh. The text I got at dinner was from my ex-wife. Sarah's with her this weekend, I didn't pack her inhaler. She was having an asthma attack.
Jess: Is Sarah okay?
Russell: Yeah. Yeah. Thanks. I-I... I just feel like I should have explained. And I really wanted to kiss you the other night.
Jess: Really?
Russell: I wanted to do more than kiss you. I'd like to do you, at some point. [Jess laughs] Like, you know, really, really give it to you good. Uh, but I've forgotten how to tell whether it's the right moment. I was nervous.
Jess: You were nervous? Nick was right. He can be really wise sometimes.

Nick: Oh, my God, it's happening! It's coming! I think I'm dying! I feel scared and excited! [vomits]

Dirk: [answers phone] Hello?
Nick: Hey, where are you guys? Hey, could I have walked out into the mountains? When does a hill become a mountain? It just happened. I'm so cold.
Dirk: Who is this? [hangs up]
Nick: Oh, my God, Dirk is dead! Dirk is dead! Greatest guy I knew.

Dirk: And thus ends our journey through the words of time. From Dylan Thomas to Bob Dylan, from Dylan to Dylan. They're both named Dylan.
Nick: Watch him bring it home, man.
Winston: Do I have to?
Dirk: We have to rage. "Rage against the dying of the light. And when the light is no longer bright. Don't think twice, it's all right." It's over. [applause]
Nick: Smartest guy I know.

Nick: Jess, you made it to the party!
Jess: What's going on? Why is the cast of the Social Network in our apartment?
Nick: Dirk is a genius! 20-year-old girls they think I'm awesome! And look at 'em! They don't know what Saved by the Bell is and they've never felt pain. I'm Skyler's Fancyman! Can you believe it?

Schmidt: This is pretty great. I'm freezing.
Cece: Yeah.
Schmidt: I'm so cold. How are you not freezing? Does brown skin retain heat?

Winston: Hey, man, I'm gonna give Shelby a call really quick. Just want to check on her, see if everything's all right.
Nick: Sounds good, man.
Winston: [off Dirk's look] What, dude, relax, okay? I just said we're gonna give each other space, doesn't mean I can't call her, right, to see if anything funny happened on the plane.
Dirk: You know what "space" means, right? That's space to have sex with other people.
Winston: No, space means you go to Mexico, and you do not have sex with other people.
Dirk: Watch this. Nick, don't give my any space.
Nick: You got it, my man. [snuggles up to Dirk]
Dirk: See, this makes it pretty hard for you and I to have sex right now, doesn't it? Now, Nick, I want you to give me some space.
Nick: You got it. [backs away]
Dirk: All this space allows me opportunity to have as much sex as we want.
Nick: Smartest guy I know.
Dirk: See how much sex we could be having?
Winston: That-that does... [runs off] Get out of my way, bookworms!