Nick: Jess, you made it to the party!
Jess: What's going on? Why is the cast of the Social Network in our apartment?
Nick: Dirk is a genius! 20-year-old girls they think I'm awesome! And look at 'em! They don't know what Saved by the Bell is and they've never felt pain. I'm Skyler's Fancyman! Can you believe it?