Russell: And I want to talk to you. I want to have a chance to explain.
Jess: That's okay. I understand. I just... I thought you wanted a sophisticated lady, but now I realize that you like dating younger girls 'cause we think you're cool. And you know what? It's working because... I think you're a hotty with a body.
Russell: Oh. Um... I got to tell you, I didn't ask you out because you're younger than me. I asked you out because I like you. But I-I've forgotten really how... how to do this, you know. I haven't dated since 1989... when I took her to the picture show in my buggy.
Jess: 1989 was, my friend, the year that I learned to use the toaster by myself.
Russell: Oh. The text I got at dinner was from my ex-wife. Sarah's with her this weekend, I didn't pack her inhaler. She was having an asthma attack.
Jess: Is Sarah okay?
Russell: Yeah. Yeah. Thanks. I-I... I just feel like I should have explained. And I really wanted to kiss you the other night.
Jess: Really?
Russell: I wanted to do more than kiss you. I'd like to do you, at some point. [Jess laughs] Like, you know, really, really give it to you good. Uh, but I've forgotten how to tell whether it's the right moment. I was nervous.
Jess: You were nervous? Nick was right. He can be really wise sometimes.