‘Fancyman, Part 2’
Season 1, Episode 18 - Aired March 27, 2012
Jess goes on a date with Russell (guest star Dermot Mulroney). Schmidt doesn't like the way Cece views their relationship. Winston regrets telling Shelby they could both use some space. Meanwhile, Nick's professor friends takes him to a college party.
Quote from Nick
Nick: Dirk, I feel so old here. Is calling a girl "Shorty" still cool?
Dirk: We just got to find your angle with these college girls. Your hook, your panty-melter.
Nick: Usually, my hook is that it's closing time, and I'm there.
Dirk: You were a panty-melting icon in law school. If panties were snowmen, you were March, bro.
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