Phoebe: All right, so, you' re in a meadow, millions of stars in the sky-
Monica: You think breaking up was a mistake?
Phoebe: Okay, there are no questions in the happy place.

Phoebe: Just the warm breeze and the moonlight flowing through the trees.
Monica: I'll bet he's totally over me. I'll bet he's fine.
Phoebe: Okay, betting and wagering of any kind are, I'm sure, not permitted in the happy place.

Joey: Okay, I'm in.
Janice: Okay. This is what were gonna call it: Joey and Janice's Day of Fun!

Chandler: You still can't stand her, can you?
Joey: I'm sorry, man, I tried. I really did.
Chandler: Well, you know, I appreciate you giving it a shot.
Joey: But you know, the good thing is that we spent the whole day together and I survived. And what's even more amazing, so did she. It was Bat Day at Shea Stadium.

Monica: So what are you really doing here, Dad?
Jack Geller: Well, I just wanted to make sure you're okay.
Monica: What makes you think I wouldn't be okay?
Jack Geller: I saw Richard. So how you doing?
Monica: I'm fine. I'm just a little tired, but I'm okay. How's Richard doing?
Jack Geller: You don't want to know.
Monica: No, I really, really do.
Jack Geller: Well, he's doing terrible!
Monica: Really?
Jack Geller: Worse than when he broke up with Barbara.
Monica: You're not just saying that, are you?
Jack Geller: No, the man is a mess!
Monica: Was he crying?
Jack Geller: No.
Monica: Well, do you think he was waiting till after you left, so he could cry?
Jack Geller: Maybe.
Monica: I think so.

Monica: It's weird, but, you know what, I don't want to throw this away. I mean, this is like all I have left of him. Gross drain hair. Ew. [drops it in Ross's cereal]
Phoebe: Cool. Oh, it looks like a tiny little person drowning in your cereal.

Ross: So, what, you tell each other everything?
Rachel: Pretty much.
Ross: Did you talk about the Night of Five Times? Do you tell people about the Night of Five Times?
Rachel: Honey, yeah, that was with Carol.
Ross: I know, but it's still worth mentioning, I think.

Ross: Women tell each other everything. Did you know that?
Chandler: Yeah.
Ross: No, Chandler, everything. Like stuff you like. Stuff she likes. Technique. Stamina. Girth.
Chandler: Girth? Why? Why? Why? Why would they do this?

Ross: Rachel says sharing's great and supposedly we ought to be doing it. Do you want to?
Chandler: We're not gonna talk about girth, are we?
Ross: No.

Monica: Dad. What are you doing?
Jack Geller: Well, it's your mother's bridge night, so I thought I'd come into the city for a Moni-cuddle.