Monica: So what are you really doing here, Dad?
Jack Geller: Well, I just wanted to make sure you're okay.
Monica: What makes you think I wouldn't be okay?
Jack Geller: I saw Richard. So how you doing?
Monica: I'm fine. I'm just a little tired, but I'm okay. How's Richard doing?
Jack Geller: You don't want to know.
Monica: No, I really, really do.
Jack Geller: Well, he's doing terrible!
Monica: Really?
Jack Geller: Worse than when he broke up with Barbara.
Monica: You're not just saying that, are you?
Jack Geller: No, the man is a mess!
Monica: Was he crying?
Jack Geller: No.
Monica: Well, do you think he was waiting till after you left, so he could cry?
Jack Geller: Maybe.
Monica: I think so.