‘The One with the Princess Leia Fantasy’
Season 3, Episode 1 - Aired September 19, 1996
Ross reveals a Star Wars-themed sexual fantasy to Rachel. Meanwhile, Monica suffers from insomnia after her break-up with Richard, and Joey is uncomfortable with Chandler and Janice dating again.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Does it have to be a whole day?
Janice: Yes, because that's how long it takes to love me.
Joey: Yeah, I know. I sleep in the next room.
Quote from Monica
Monica: So I went down to the post office and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard about the Civil War. He loved the Civil War.
Phoebe: Mon, do you want us to take you home?
Monica: Okay. Or maybe to a galaxy far, far away.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Oh, hey, Chandler. We stopped by the coffee shop and ran into Ross.
Chandler: Oh, God.
Joey: If it makes you feel any better, I do it too.
Chandler: Really?
Joey: Oh, yeah. I always picture your mom when I'm having sex.
Quote from Jack Geller
Jack Geller: Honey, relationships are hard. Like with your mom and me. You know, after we graduated from college, we broke up for a while. It seems her father, your grandfather wanted her to travel around Europe like he did. Of course, he got to do it on Uncle Sam's nickel because he was also strafing German troop trains at the time.
Quote from Ross
Monica: God, look what I found in the drain.
Rachel: What?
Monica: It's some of Richard's hair. What do I do with this?
Ross: Getting it away from me would be job one.
Quote from Phoebe
[Phoebe is holding pastries to her ears to look like Princess Leia]
Phoebe: Rach, look. Where is my strong Ross Skywalker to come rescue me? There he is.
Quote from Chandler
Joey: She drove you nuts before, remember?
Chandler: Well, I'm crazy about her now. This could be the real thing. Capital R, capital T. Don't worry, those are the right letters.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Look, what do you want me to say?
Chandler: I want you to say that you like her.
Joey: I can't. It's like this chemical thing, you know. Every time she starts laughing, I just wanna pull my arm off just so I have something to throw at her.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: We tell each other everything. Guys do the same thing. I mean, what about all that locker-room stuff?
Ross: That's different. That's like, who dated a stripper? Or who did it on the back of the Staten lsland ferry?
Rachel: Both of those Joey?
Ross: Yeah.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Okay, now close your eyes and think of a happy place. Tell me your happy place.
Monica: Richard's living room, drinking wine.
Phoebe: All right, no, no. Not a Richard thing. Just put down the glass and get out.
Monica: I' m sorry, but that's my happy place.
Phoebe: Well, okay, fine. Use my happy place, okay. I'm just going to have to ask that you don't move anything.