‘The One with the Metaphorical Tunnel’
Season 3, Episode 4 - Aired October 10, 1996
Chandler gets advice from Monica and Rachel as he worries his relationship with Janice is getting serious. Meanwhile, Phoebe pretends to be Joey's agent and Ross is upset that Ben is playing with a Barbie doll.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Look, Ben. It's a toy that protects U.S. oil interests overseas.
Quote from Phoebe
Joey: That TV movie I went in for, did you hear anything? I think I got a shot at it.
Phoebe: Yes, they called. You didn't get it. Okay? I mean, you didn't get it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Joey: That's okay. These things happen.
Phoebe: But they shouldn't happen. You know what? You're in a terrible, terrible business. Oh, God, I don't want to be the person who makes you look like that.
Joey: I'm okay. See?
Phoebe: Now you're sad and creepy.
Quote from Rachel
Chandler: I've actually ruined this, haven't l? It's time for the good ice cream now, right?
Rachel: Yeah, it is.
Quote from Joey
Mike: [on TV] Welcome, everybody. Welcome to Amazing Discoveries.
Phoebe: It's on again.
Joey: Guys, could we please not watch this?
Mike: [on TV] This ever happen to you? You go to get a glass of milk but these cartons are so flinging, flanging hard to open.
Joey: [on TV] Boy, you said it, Mike. There's gotta be a better way.
Mike: [on TV] There is, Kevin.
Joey: Can we please turn this off?
Rachel: No way, Kevin.
Mike: [on TV] What if I told you there's a new product that guarantees you'll never have to open up milk cartons again? Meet the Milkmaster 2000.
Ross: You intrigued?
Chandler: You're flinging, flanging right I am.
Mike: [on TV] This is the first time he's ever used this product before. You're going to see how easy this is to do. This works in any milk carton.
Joey: [on TV] Wow, it is easy. Now I can have milk every day.
Quote from Janice
Chandler: Well, it's official. There are no good movies.
Janice: So let's go to a bad one, and make out. [laughs]
Quote from Joey
[Joey is using Monica's left boob as a head rest]
Monica: Here it is. Joey, what are you doing?
Joey: I'm sorry. It just felt nice.
Quote from Joey
Chandler: Joey, answer the phone.
Joey: Hey, I only got one arm. You should be doing stuff for me. Go get me a sweater.
Quote from Phoebe
Joey: Oh, thank you so much.
Phoebe: It was really fun. I mean, I've never talked on a car phone before.
Quote from Joey
Joey: You are so amazing! Could you do me this huge favor? There's another audition I want, and Estelle couldn't get me in.
Phoebe: I don't know. It was fun one time, but-
Joey: Please? It would just be this one more. Well, actually it's two.
Phoebe: Two?
Joey: Well, really it's three. Please? You're so good at it. I love you.
Phoebe: Okay. But just these three, right?
Joey: No, it's four.
Quote from Joey
Rachel: G.I. Joe? You really think he'll fall for that?
Joey: G.I. Joe? Cool. Can I play?